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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 10 October 1995 (19 years)
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About xDochx : I'm that sexy beast in the photo- a bucket of nutella. I tend to lurk in the comments, usually they're better than the fml. If I've looked at your profile multiple times, sorry, not trying to creep. I just forgot and some of the pictures are funny.....Or you said something that revealed your incredible stupidity and made me.curious as to why you are cripplingly ignorant Don't I sound lovely? :D Cats are soft. Du bist fettleibig und ich will fließend auf Deutsch sein. Leider bin ich noch nicht aber das wird bald verändern!

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xDochx's favorite FMLs

Today, my insane boss decided I poop too much. Now, every time I go to the bathroom, he follows me in and tries to get me to hurry up by reading passages from 50 Shades of Grey. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31871) - you deserved it (3410)

On 08/08/2012 at 9:53am - work - by blakeintheoffice - United States

Today, a coworker informed me that she thinks I may be descended from a race of goblins, because of my squat stature, ugly face and hairy arms. She was being completely serious. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23066) - you deserved it (2041)

On 08/01/2012 at 1:46am - work - by Goblin Girl (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I went on an overnight airplane flight. I wanted to be comfy so I took off my shorts, threw a blanket over myself, and slept. When the lights came back on, I ran to the bathroom before they served food. After using the bathroom, I noticed I hadn't put my shorts back on. FML


I agree, your life sucks (6975) - you deserved it (39420)

On 07/28/2012 at 9:26am - misc - by anonymous - Lebanon

Today, I continued my habit of saying, "It smells like lung cancer over here" any time I see a smoker. This guy turned out to be an amateur MMA fighter, and I was his "workout" for the day. I guess his lungs are doing fine. FML

Today, my boyfriend asked me if I wear makeup much. Expecting him to say something about my natural beauty, I replied with an honest "no." His smiled softly, gently squeezed my shoulder, and said, "Maybe you should." FML


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On 07/20/2012 at 2:23pm - love - by Taylor (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I finally hooked up with the girl of my dreams. We went back to her place, and I explored every inch of her body; luscious lips, hourglass curves, genital warts... The worst part was when she got angry when I refused to continue, shouting, "No wonder you're still a virgin!" FML


I agree, your life sucks (40341) - you deserved it (4759)

On 07/14/2012 at 8:50pm - intimacy - by checkup (man) - United Kingdom (Worcestershire)

Today, I sold yet another £100 bottle of lotion to a stuck-up teenage fashionista with less brain-power than the yapping bastard of a dog she carried in her arms. She did nothing but brag the whole time about her jewelry, and openly mocked me for only making minimum wage. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29030) - you deserved it (2657)

On 07/13/2012 at 3:08pm - work - by fucking pissants (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I was sitting the living room, when my mom commented on the smell of garlic in the air. After ten minutes of searching for the source, she gave up. I was too embarrassed to admit that I'd tried using garlic to cure my yeast infection. FML


I agree, your life sucks (10854) - you deserved it (31542)

On 07/09/2012 at 3:54pm - intimacy - by yeastly (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I found out that I'm allergic to bacon. FML


I agree, your life sucks (67254) - you deserved it (5538)

On 07/07/2012 at 12:45am - health - by Dammit - United States (California)

Today, not only does my cat rabidly attack my face if I don't let him sleep on my pillow, but he snores too. FML


I agree, your life sucks (19715) - you deserved it (5030)

On 07/01/2012 at 12:30am - animals - by emi -

Today, I saw a large spider carry away the body of a dead spider in the bathroom. In my anthropology class, we learned one of the first signs of civilization is caring for the dead. First, they become civilized, and next, they take over. I will never sleep again. FML

Today, I discovered that my boyfriend doesn't have time to text me back, but he does have time to post an entire Facebook album dedicated to cats. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25800) - you deserved it (4521)

On 06/29/2012 at 6:03am - misc - by JJBones (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I caught my stylist in the mirror attempting to get his colleague to laugh by spitting on my head while washing my hair. FML


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On 06/27/2012 at 10:43pm - misc - by MonCoiffeurAdoré -

Today, the Jehovah's Witnesses witnessed me whacking off on my couch. FML

Today, I found out that my husband and my cat have something in common; they both like to lick themselves. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23846) - you deserved it (2543)

On 06/19/2012 at 6:51am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

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