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About xCrazyMexican : My name is John. I live in Jacksonville, FL.
I got a dig bick
You that read wrong
You read that wrong too...
And you read that last sentence twice to make sure I didn't troll you yet again. Classic.
Up and coming moderator
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
It’s in the can
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
Today, I finally managed to sleep, after two days of being kept awake by the miniature floodlights my neighbors have installed to scare off burglars. Only a couple of hours into my sleep, I woke up to the sound of their car being broken into. FML