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xCrazyMexican
  • Town/Country : Jacksonville, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 7 September 1994 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 203
  • Number of comments : 63
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About xCrazyMexican : My name is John. I live in Jacksonville, FL.

I got a dig bick

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You read that wrong too...

And you read that last sentence twice to make sure I didn't troll you yet again. Classic.

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Today, I finally managed to sleep, after two days of being kept awake by the miniature floodlights my neighbors have installed to scare off burglars. Only a couple of hours into my sleep, I woke up to the sound of their car being broken into. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13585) - you deserved it (861)

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