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About xChrissyPanda : "But if the whole world was blind, then how many people would you impress?"
Hi I'm Christine.
XIX years old.
Adventure Club, Pierce the Veil, Lana Del Rey, TheWeeknd.
Adventure Time & The Powerpuff Girls.
My hobby is sleeping.
Talk to me.
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Today, my boyfriend asked me to marry him by handing me a ring and telling me, "Okay we're engaged now." I should have seen it coming when we started dating, I went to his house one night and as I was leaving he said, "Okay you're my girlfriend now." FML
Today, a friend and I went to Gamestop to pick up a game he wanted. I ended up buying a 17+ game, and I was prepared to show my license, but he stopped me an said, "I know you're 18". He then said, "Man, I've pretty much watched you grow up in this store." A game salesman watched me grow up. FML
Friday 30 January 2015