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xChaos
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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 12 October 1999 (15 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1016
  • Number of comments : 21
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About xChaos : I am a muscian

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xChaos's favorite FMLs

Today, while hanging out with this guy I'm interested in, we turned and made eye contact. We were face to face and I thought he was finally going to kiss me. He decided to lick my face from chin to forehead instead. FML

#21320716
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19779) - you deserved it (2600)

On 12/20/2014 at 2:33am - love - by qyx3lmnop24 - United States (California)

Today, my boss heard a rumor that I was in a relationship with a fellow co-worker. He assured me that inside relationships weren't against any store policy, so I confirmed it. He then fired my boyfriend anyway. FML

#21318814
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27692) - you deserved it (4349)

On 12/16/2014 at 10:31pm - work - by thankssomuch - United States (Maine)

Today, my classmate said I looked better without makeup. Well, her exact words were, "You look like less of a whore without makeup." FML

Today, I told my boss I have a sore throat. He replied, "Well, don't take it so deep next time." FML

#21314442
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31630) - you deserved it (5262)

On 12/09/2014 at 1:29pm - work - by Anonymous (man) -

Today, my boyfriend made me a milkshake. It was pale yellow with some black spots. He told me it was banana and poppy seed. After drinking it, he told me they weren't poppy seeds. They were his pubes. FML

#21313388
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35751) - you deserved it (4105)

On 12/07/2014 at 9:12pm - misc - by pubemilkshake - United States (Utah)

Today, a friend wanted to show me a game he bragged he was the best at. I beat his score on the first try, and now I have a black eye to prove it. FML

#21299775
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27295) - you deserved it (2681)

On 11/15/2014 at 7:41pm - misc - by SeaBind - United States (Michigan)

Today, my neighbor's five-year-old rode his tricycle into a history diorama I had spent days slaving over. When I confronted him, he just said, "Vroom vroom muthafucka." FML

Today, I was in the middle of a shower, and downstairs I heard my 7 year old daughter screaming "Mom!! Help! I need you right now!" I panicked and ran downstairs, not giving myself enough time to put some clothing on. It was my neighbor at the door. FML

#21293802
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33083) - you deserved it (3197)

On 11/06/2014 at 11:29pm - kids - by ozozl - United States (Colorado)

Today, my boyfriend and I went shopping for an engagement ring. We ended up breaking up in the process. FML

#21289613
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39216) - you deserved it (6199)

On 11/01/2014 at 10:06am - love - by limegreengiraffe - United States (Texas)

Today, my mom spelled my name with all lowercase letters. When I asked her why she wrote it like that, she got pissed and snapped back, "Capitals are for people who amount to something." FML

#21288559
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31100) - you deserved it (3205)

On 10/30/2014 at 6:05pm - misc - by wow (man) - United States (California)

Today, I had to go to my dentist about a chipped tooth. I got it after my hand slipped off my dick and slammed straight into my face while I was masturbating. FML

#21288518
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26346) - you deserved it (21801)

On 10/30/2014 at 4:55pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, I had my first job interview. The manager asks me to sell him his pen. Thinking I'm all smart, I reenact the scene from the Wolf of Wall Street and say, 'Write down your name'. He calmly reaches into his drawer, takes out another pen and writes his name down. He then looks at me and laughs. FML

#21287428
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31388) - you deserved it (7799)

On 10/29/2014 at 12:55am - work - by shadysheikh - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my boyfriend and I tried roleplaying a teacher-student during sex. We're both studying to be actors, so we ended up going into a really deep, emotional storyline that didn't end in sex at all. FML

#21284275
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36967) - you deserved it (10789)

On 10/24/2014 at 6:54am - intimacy - by too good - United Kingdom (Kent)

Today, my wife got a new best-friend. It's my ex-wife. FML

#21283962
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37192) - you deserved it (3613)

On 10/23/2014 at 7:30pm - love - by max - United States (Florida)



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