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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 19 November 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 215
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About xBrandonIsOnFire : Well, my name is Brandon. I am a very outgoing person, and I love to meet new people. I like to play Call of Duty occasionally in my spare time, and work on my car. Music is my life, and I almost always have earphones in my ear, or Pandora up on my iPhone. I would like to learn about Mechanics and Body work for cars so that I may one day open a garage. But, I will be going to medical school to become a professional anesthesiologist. Message me if you'd like. Have a nice day! :]

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