About xBrandonIsOnFire : Well, my name is Brandon. I am a very outgoing person, and I love to meet new people. I like to play Call of Duty occasionally in my spare time, and work on my car. Music is my life, and I almost always have earphones in my ear, or Pandora up on my iPhone. I would like to learn about Mechanics and Body work for cars so that I may one day open a garage. But, I will be going to medical school to become a professional anesthesiologist. Message me if you'd like. Have a nice day! :]
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