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About xBeats : Forgive your enemies, but never EVER forget their names!
I hate all these weird badges. Who the heck is jessica and why did she get married? Why is my cat by a river?
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Today, my family and I finished moving to Texas. As if that isn't bad enough, I'll have to introduce myself all over again to everyone I meet and explain that yes, my parents really did name me Lilypad. FML
Friday 17 October 2014