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About xBeats : Forgive your enemies, but never EVER forget their names!
I hate all these weird badges. Who the heck is jessica and why did she get married? Why is my cat by a river?
I agree, their lives suck
200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
Today, my family and I finished moving to Texas. As if that isn't bad enough, I'll have to introduce myself all over again to everyone I meet and explain that yes, my parents really did name me Lilypad. FML
Friday 22 May 2015