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About xBeats : Forgive your enemies, but never EVER forget their names!

I hate all these weird badges. Who the heck is jessica and why did she get married? Why is my cat by a river?

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xBeats's favorite FMLs

Today, I went over to my boyfriend's house to break up with him. When I got there, I got sent on a scavenger hunt that ended with him proposing to me. FML

#21312092
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36583) - you deserved it (5960)

On 12/05/2014 at 4:13pm - love - by hh - United States (South Dakota)

Today, my neighbor's five-year-old rode his tricycle into a history diorama I had spent days slaving over. When I confronted him, he just said, "Vroom vroom muthafucka." FML

Today, my family and I finished moving to Texas. As if that isn't bad enough, I'll have to introduce myself all over again to everyone I meet and explain that yes, my parents really did name me Lilypad. FML

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189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46106) - you deserved it (3810)

On 11/28/2013 at 11:53am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)



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