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- 1Today, I found out my parents have been slipping birth control pills into my morning orange juice… 2Today, I found out my husband has been catfishing my sixteen year-old brother for over a year. FML 3Today, I babysat a kid who was such a bratty little prick that I actually considered walking out on…
- Today, in an attempt to spice up our relationship, I tied my boyfriend up and did a strip tease for… Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex; I know that some women are great multitaskers, but I'm… Today, a long standing fantasy was ruined when the only lasting impression from my first threesome…