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About xAttackAttackx : "Ricky Spanish"
I have a pretty strange sense of humor, and I love anything to do with clothes. I also have an idiotic brother, who I personally want to drown. I like mini M&Ms, and I usually don't comment.
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Today, I was talking to a group of friends about the various problems in Africa. One of them interrupts me and asks with a straight face, "If it's so bad over there, why don't they all just leave?" FML
Today, my 18-year old son decided to run his hand over our wooden fence to try and get a splinter, as he "forgot what they felt like." Last month, he stabbed himself in the arm with a sewing needle because he "forgot what an injection feels like." I raised this idiot. FML
Today, I found out that if a cop asks you if you have any weapons, and you reply by saying "only these guns" while flexing your biceps, they won't take it very well. And neither will the cops down at the station. FML
Friday 6 December 2013