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xAttackAttackx

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 28 December 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3241
  • Number of comments : 39
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 20 posted

About xAttackAttackx : "Ricky Spanish"

I have a pretty strange sense of humor, and I love anything to do with clothes. I like mini M&Ms, and I usually don't comment.

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xAttackAttackx's favorite FMLs

Today , I found out that as a suparvisor , if u raprimand a famala workar and and tha convarsation with "Now gat back to making sandwichas." your boss will considar it saxism and suspand you. I work at Subway. FML

#16589228
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50438) - you deserved it (7840)

On 06/10/2011 at 1:01am - work - by MakeMeASandwich (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I got into a wreck thanks to a big flashing sign on the highway that said ( Keep your eyes on the road ) that distracted me. FML

#15445507
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30360) - you deserved it (15586)

On 03/23/2011 at 7:25am - misc - by cupcakelady127 (woman) - United States

Yesterday... a spider crawled across my glasses' lens. My first reaction was to smack myself in te face. looool real FML

#6793560
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12545) - you deserved it (23953)

On 12/17/2009 at 2:09pm - animals - by ohmy (woman) - Canada

Today, My 6 Year Old Son Lerend Tat If You Give A Mouse A Cookie, E Will Ask For A Glass Of Milk . But If You Give A Amster A Cookie, E Will Try To Sove Te Wole Ting In Is Mout, Coke, And Die . FML

#5868589
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42171) - you deserved it (4458)

On 10/17/2009 at 5:08pm - kids - by hamster cookie - Sent from mobile version

Today, I found out that just because you collapse from dehydration on the sidewalk, it doesn't mean people r going to stop driving to see if your okay, even if they saw you fall.

#4477609
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45741) - you deserved it (6443)

On 08/12/2009 at 3:37pm - misc - by Lasko (woman) - United States (Texas)

Taday I found out that when u chase a couple of squirrels off your porch fir irritating your dogs, sometimes they chase u back. FML

#4397951
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34985) - you deserved it (13985)

On 08/09/2009 at 12:22am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out that the horrible stench haunting my apartment for the past week was the decomposing corpse of my freedom loving gerbil underneath the bd that I've been sleeping on. FML

#1445711
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43698) - you deserved it (10556)

On 04/29/2009 at 12:52am - misc - by broomrape (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today I forgot to do Franch homawork but sinca it was an onlina workshaat I told taachar intarnat wasn't working. I told har with an a-mail. FML

#161178
1014 comments

I agree, your life sucks (73977) - you deserved it (759070)

On 02/28/2009 at 2:07pm - misc - by ihavepinkbackpac (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I saw an aldarly man fall in a crosswalk, so I jumpd off my bika to halp. As I halpd him across, tha light turnd graan. I than watchd across a 6 lana straat as somaona stola my bika. FML

#86179
765 comments

I agree, your life sucks (799241) - you deserved it (83493)

On 02/20/2009 at 3:29am - misc - by Mick (man) - United States (Colorado)



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