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xAttackAttackx

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 28 December 1996 (19 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 5681
  • Number of comments : 39
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 20 posted

About xAttackAttackx : "Ricky Spanish"

I have a pretty strange sense of humor, and I love anything to do with clothes. I like mini M&Ms, and I usually don't comment.

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You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist.

YDI master

That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.

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xAttackAttackx's favorite FMLs

Today, I got into a wreck thanks to a big flashing sign on the highway that said "Keep your eyes on the road" that distracted me. FML

by cupcakelady127 / 03/23/2011 at 7:25am / United States / Transportation

Today, a spider crawled across my glasses' lens. My first reaction was to smack myself in the face. FML

by ohmy / 12/17/2009 at 2:09pm / Canada / Animals

Today, my 6 year old son learned that if you give a mouse a cookie, he will ask for a glass of milk. But if you give a hamster a cookie, he will try to shove the whole thing in his mouth, choke, and die. FML

by hamster cookie / 10/17/2009 at 5:08pm / Kids

Today, I found out that just because you collapse from dehydration on the sidewalk, it doesn't mean people are going to stop driving to see if you're okay, even if they saw you fall. FML

by Lasko / 08/12/2009 at 3:37pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous

Today, I found out that when you chase a couple of squirrels off your porch for irritating your dogs, sometimes they chase you back. FML

by Anonymous / 08/09/2009 at 12:22am / United States (Texas) / Animals

Today, I took a call. Wrong number. A few seconds later, they called back and I told her that she had the wrong number. She said she just hit redial and didn't understand how she got me again. I tried to explain how redial works. She called me a moron and hung up. Then my phone rang again. FML

by Anonymous / 05/12/2009 at 1:39pm / United States (Minnesota) / Work

Today, I found out that the horrible stench haunting my apartment for the past week was the decomposing corpse of my freedom loving gerbil underneath the bed that I've been sleeping on. FML

by broomrape / 04/29/2009 at 12:52am / United States (Ohio) / Animals

Today, I forgot to do my French homework, but since it was an online worksheet, I told my teacher my internet wasn't working. I told her with an e-mail. FML

by ihavepinkbackpac / 02/28/2009 at 2:07pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, I saw an elderly man fall in a crosswalk, so I jumped off my bike to help. As I helped him across, the light turned green. I then watched across a 6 lane street as someone stole my bike. FML

by Mick / 02/20/2009 at 3:29am / United States (Colorado) / Miscellaneous