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xAmster
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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 18 May 1973 (40 years)
  • Number of visits : 230
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About xAmster : I like cheese. Just kidding I hate cheese

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Today, I carried flat-packed boxes home from work to move my things into a new apartment. Whilst walking down the street, the wind kept blowing and spinning me round. A crowd eventually gathered, mistaking me for a street performer. Nobody helped or even threw me any loose change. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26652) - you deserved it (3138)

On 04/05/2013 at 7:04am - misc - by Gem - United Kingdom (Nottingham)

Today, I lost my dog and so I put up 'lost' signs. As I was coming back home I noticed one had been written on. It said: "Found your dog. Keeping it". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45860) - you deserved it (2907)

On 03/23/2013 at 7:43am - animals - by Hurrikhan - New Zealand (Canterbury)

Today, I found out that our neighbors told almost everyone on our street that I was mentally handicapped. All this time I wasn't sure why they would speak slowly and loudly at me. Now they won't believe me when I tell them I'm a 4.0 GPA student. FML

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131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29894) - you deserved it (3016)

On 04/05/2011 at 12:40pm - misc - by Imslow (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I had to sleep in the same room as my grandparents. They checked to see if I was asleep, so I pretended to be to avoid getting scolded for staying up. Turns out they were checking so that they could make love. I witnessed two 70-year-olds have sex in the bed next to me for 20 minutes. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (195570) - you deserved it (18855)

On 03/21/2009 at 11:38am - intimacy - by Mike (man) - United States (Michigan)



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