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About xACIDDx : I'm a Graphic artist and Musician. I play violin, cello, guitar, piano, and the drums. I LOOOVVEEE to read. If you were to take me to a book store, I would probably lose my mind and buy almost all the books in the store. To me being kind, intellegent and outgoing are the best traits one could have. . Whether it's putting a smile on people's faces or making someone laugh, it's always a great thing to do. Life is short. Why not spend it by making others and yourself happy? But you must have some sense about it too. One could be happy with their doings, while it hurts everyone else around them.
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, I was in a rush to get to the toilet, I went in and sat on the seat. Then I felt a stinging pain on my left bum cheek. I jumped up quickly to see a wasp splashing around in the bowl. It stung me, and now have a bum cheek twice its normal size, and pee all over my pants. FML
Today, I sat next to an attractive punk/rock guy on a plane. I decided to try to impress by playing music I thought he would like. I clicked The Who and opened a large window with the album cover, so he could see. The track then shuffled, and he was face to with a giant image of Miley Cyrus. FML
Friday 28 August 2015