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Today, while working at the coffee shop, I had to empty the garbage cans. One of the bags gave way, and all the half-finished cups of coffee spilled all over my uniform. Most customers' orders cost more than I make per hour. FML

#20166731
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I agree, your life sucks (18136) - you deserved it (1886)

On 11/17/2012 at 1:35pm - work - by overpriced coffee shop worker - United States (California)

Today, I dropped a whole batch of penis-shaped cookies on the floor. Then I thought, "5-second rule" and started eating them. And then I realized that I was home alone, in pajamas, eating broken dick-cookies off the floor. FML

#20081762
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I agree, your life sucks (21934) - you deserved it (12255)

On 09/21/2012 at 3:31am - misc - by RawrSparkle (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was fired by one of my bosses for doing something the other boss told me to do. I work for a family company. Turns out my bosses are going through a divorce and will do anything to prove the other wrong. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31768) - you deserved it (1567)

On 11/24/2009 at 8:54pm - work - by Anon (man) - New Zealand (Wellington)



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