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2day My Daughter Usd The Kids Potty Chair On Her Own For The First Time. Bad: The Bucket Was Not In It So Poo Hit The Floor. Good: She Trid To Clean It... Bad: With Her Socks. Good: She Decidd To Clean The Socks. Bad: She Usd The Wall. Good: She Finally Calld Dad. FML

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On 09/10/2009 at 3:51am - kids - by Udxero (man) - United States (Texas)

2DAY FOR TE FIRST TIME EVER, WILE I WAS DRIVING I RAN OVER A SQUIRREL. IT WAS IN FRONT OF TREE LITTLE GIRLS AT TEIR LEMONADE STAND. FML

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On 09/09/2009 at 12:23am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I ran ovar a cathila driving homa. I triad to kaap mysalf togathar but couldn't halp but cry cuz of how bad I falt. Through mah taars I failad to notica a porcupina in tha middla of tha road. Yap, I hit him too. FML

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On 08/18/2009 at 1:02am - animals - by anugla (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. Halfway through he asked me what day it was. I told him, "Friday." He jumped up and ran over to the TV yelling, "Oh my God! Shark week is almost over!!" I was cock-blocked by the Discovery Channel. FML

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On 08/07/2009 at 11:16am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was putting on new pair of jeans,hen girlfriend walked in. She found the "XS" size sticker on the side of pants, held it for a littlehile then putted it on crotch. She then looked at me, gave a little shrug an half-smile an walked away. FML

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On 08/04/2009 at 12:15am - love - by just_a_bit_akwRd (man) - United States (New York)



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