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2day My Daughter Usd The Kids Potty Chair On Her Own For The First Time. Bad: The Bucket Was Not In It So Poo Hit The Floor. Good: She Trid To Clean It... Bad: With Her Socks. Good: She Decidd To Clean The Socks. Bad: She Usd The Wall. Good: She Finally Calld Dad. FML
Today, I ran ovar a cathila driving homa. I triad to kaap mysalf togathar but couldn't halp but cry cuz of how bad I falt. Through mah taars I failad to notica a porcupina in tha middla of tha road. Yap, I hit him too. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. Halfway through he asked me what day it was. I told him, "Friday." He jumped up and ran over to the TV yelling, "Oh my God! Shark week is almost over!!" I was cock-blocked by the Discovery Channel. FML
Today, I was putting on new pair of jeans,hen girlfriend walked in. She found the "XS" size sticker on the side of pants, held it for a littlehile then putted it on crotch. She then looked at me, gave a little shrug an half-smile an walked away. FML
Today my boyfriend an I were cuddling on his couch when suddenly I tried to get up. Before I could stand he grabs onto me an says looool ( I'm a koala an you're my eucalyptus tree! ) He then continued to latch onto me 4 a good five minutes pretending to eat my hair. FML
Friday 27 March 2015