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Today, my daughter used the kids potty chair on her own for the first time. Bad: The bucket was not in it so poo hit the floor. Good: she tried to clean it... Bad: with her socks. Good: she decided to clean the socks. Bad: she used the wall. Good: she finally called dad. FML

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146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45372) - you deserved it (4281)

On 09/10/2009 at 3:51am - kids - by Udxero (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, for the first time ever, while I was driving I ran over a squirrel. It was in front of three little girls at their lemonade stand. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35964) - you deserved it (5270)

On 09/09/2009 at 12:23am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I ran over a cat while driving home. I tried to keep myself together but couldn't help but cry because of how bad I felt. Through my tears I failed to notice a porcupine in the middle of the road. Yep, I hit him too. FML

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On 08/18/2009 at 1:02am - animals - by anugla (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. Halfway through he asked me what day it was. I told him, "Friday." He jumped up and ran over to the TV yelling, "Oh my God! Shark week is almost over!!" I was cock-blocked by the Discovery Channel. FML

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On 08/07/2009 at 11:16am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was putting on my new pair of jeans, when my girlfriend walked in. She found the "XS" size sticker on the side of my pants, held it for a little while then put it on my crotch. She then looked at me, gave a little shrug and half-smile and walked away. FML

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On 08/04/2009 at 12:15am - love - by just_a_bit_akwRd (man) - United States (New York)



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