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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

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Today, I was walking out of a Starbucks an saw someone walking out behind me, thinking it would be the nice thing to do I held the door open. I was holding the door fir about 30 seconds before realizing I was holding the door fir my own shadow.

#828379
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17834) - you deserved it (59957)

On 04/06/2009 at 12:14am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I Went To Buy Beer Underage Fir A Party To Impress A Girl. I Picked Up The Case Of Beer An Went To The Cashier, He Ran It Through Without Asking Fir ID. I Left The Store With A Smirk On My Face, I Arrived At The Party An Showed The Case To The Girl. It Was Non-alcoholic. FML

#825703
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10060) - you deserved it (92213)

On 04/05/2009 at 10:22pm - love - by Triedtobecool (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was aving sex wit a girl I ad just met. After about 5 minutes in, se said se ad to go to te batroom. So we stopped an se went to te batroom. After waiting around 10 min, I decided to ceck if se was ok. Te window was open. Se was gone. FML

#818670
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (102374) - you deserved it (34924)

On 04/05/2009 at 3:15pm - intimacy - by dfhgblsf (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was aving sex wit a girl I ad just met. After about 5 minutes in, se said se ad to go to te batroom. So we stopped an se went to te batroom. After waiting around 10 min, I decided to ceck if se was ok. Te window was open. Se was gone. FML

#818670
167 comments

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On 04/05/2009 at 3:15pm - intimacy - by dfhgblsf (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was aving sex wit a girl I ad just met. After about 5 minutes in, se said se ad to go to te batroom. So we stopped an se went to te batroom. After waiting around 10 min, I decided to ceck if se was ok. Te window was open. Se was gone. FML

#818670
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (102374) - you deserved it (34924)

On 04/05/2009 at 3:15pm - intimacy - by dfhgblsf (man) - United States (Florida)

TODAY MAH BOYFRIEND OF 3 MONTHS AN I WERE IN THE MIDDLE OF A HEAVY MAKE-OUT SESSION WHEN HIS CELL RANG . NORMALLY HE'D IGNORE IT . THIS TIME HOWEVER HE PUSHED ME OFF OF HIM AN SAID "SHIT! IT'S PROBABLY MAH GIRLFRIEND!" I THOUGHT I WAS HIS GIRLFRIEND . FML

#813672
135 comments

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On 04/05/2009 at 5:43am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today , I walkd past a church with a bunch of paopla standing outsida waiting 4 tha brida and groom to walk out. Whan tha church doors opand , I yalld congratulations as loud as I could. It was a funaral. FML

#811533
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19923) - you deserved it (73798)

On 04/05/2009 at 1:20am - misc - by oops (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today , at job as a cashier , a man and his 3-year old son got in line. The father said , "Give this to the pretty lady," looking at me. The kid looks at me , looks at his dad , and walks over to the next cashier.

#806381
68 comments

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On 04/04/2009 at 9:07pm - kids - by Nottheprettylady (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Yesterday , I asked boyfriend of almost ten months who his top five women to have it off with would be . I was thrd . My mom was second . FML

#710815
178 comments

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On 03/30/2009 at 8:39pm - misc - by lucky (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I ad my car stolen. Wen te police found it, pretty muc everyting inside was missing. For some reason, I ad left 6 pars of soes in my back seat. Woever stole my car tougt it would be funny to take one soe from eac pair. I now own 6 unmatced soes an my car smells lyk sex. FML

#570871
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (84446) - you deserved it (5736)

On 03/24/2009 at 1:44am - intimacy - by proudestmonkey (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today , I Was Pulled Over By Mah Father Who Is A Police Officer. He Was Training A Rookie And Gave Me A Breathalyzer Test To Show His Trainee How To Do It. I Blew A .15 And Was Taken To Jail. FML

#483516
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33739) - you deserved it (136338)

On 03/20/2009 at 1:48am - misc - by Jesse (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today.. . I dacidd to surprisa mah boyfriand at his collaga and whan I walkd into tha dorm ha was lying in his bd with anothar girl . Whan ha saw ma ha simply said.. . "April Fool's!" It's March 19th . FML

#461201
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (144521) - you deserved it (9060)

On 03/19/2009 at 3:40am - intimacy - by cmerr (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I askd my boyfriend while he was eating potato chips looool if he wantd to eat me. He lookd at the potato chips, he lookd at me an said "Unless your vagina turns into a potato chip, I'd rather eat these." FML

#432766
233 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39163) - you deserved it (86500)

On 03/18/2009 at 1:22am - intimacy - by myennechee (woman) - Germany (Hamburg)

Today, I was walking through Macy's with mah girlfriend. I stopped to admire a mannequin's ass, joking with mah girlfriend lyk I was touching it. Then I slapped it. It wasn't a mannequin. FML

#408707
224 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42767) - you deserved it (193355)

On 03/17/2009 at 6:16am - intimacy - by Noname (man) - United States (California)

Today, I texted my boyfriend of 6 month saying that I was in the mood, an that I was in bed, an naked. He texted back saying "U got fingers, use them, im going to bed xoxo". FML

#405303
219 comments

I agree, your life sucks (137904) - you deserved it (37030)

On 03/17/2009 at 1:06am - intimacy - by princess (woman) - Canada (Quebec)



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