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Today, I realised that glade plug-in air freshner lasts longer than any of relationships have!! fat FML

#1956453
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On 05/15/2009 at 2:14am - love - by heartless (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my best friend got a new boyfriend. She askd himhat he wantd for his upcoming birthday, and he said he just wantd to hang out with her and watch a movie or two. I thought it was sweet, so I askd my boyfriendhat he would like for his upcoming birthday. He said a blow job. FML

#1955875
301 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24189) - you deserved it (43049)

On 05/15/2009 at 1:44am - intimacy - by badboyfriends (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was jogging in mah neighborhood when I saw a kid's ball roll over to where I was jogging. I stopped grabbed the ball for the kid and started to hand it to him. He then yelled "Stranger Danger" and his parents came sprinting out. I had to explain the story to the police for 30mins.

#1864532
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58243) - you deserved it (2888)

On 05/12/2009 at 1:25am - misc - by TheJoker (man) - United States (Texas)

Today... I had a hour long conversation with someone I apparently was friends with a few years ago. I couldn't remember who he was fir the life of me... so I just played along. Finally... I told him I didn't remember him. He had the wrong number. I had a long conversation with a wrong number. FML

#1833844
85 comments

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On 05/11/2009 at 12:46am - misc - by lostintellct (man) - United States (Idaho)

Taday my fiancé proposed to me at the movies!! The movie stopped in the middle, an my fiancé stand up, takes out a microphone an announce to the entre theatre that he loves me!! Right when he went on one knee, someone shouts, "Turn the movie back on!", an throw a cup of coke at my head!! FML

#1832318
341 comments

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On 05/10/2009 at 11:28pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my friend had to take my cat who has a tumor to be put down when I wasn't home since I couldn't bear to take him myself. I have two cats. He took the wrong one. FML

#1815627
132 comments

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On 05/10/2009 at 3:01pm - animals - by catlady (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I realized my wedding ring was missing. Turns out, my son had taken it to give to a girl he likes in the 2nd grade. FML

#1706797
247 comments

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On 05/06/2009 at 11:47pm - kids - by fmal (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today... I found a box of birtday candles sitting on te coffee table. Bored... I lit one... and after a minute I trew it away and sat back down on te couc. I started looking at te box and noticed tat it said "Magic Re-Ligting Candles" at te exact moment tat ma tras can burst into flames. FML

#1631197
153 comments

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On 05/04/2009 at 4:28pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

2day I found out that the girl I've been dating online fir over three months is actually a very bored 14-year-old boy. FML

#1617373
518 comments

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On 05/04/2009 at 2:12am - love - by Iman (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was eating at Applebees at a high table with bar stools. I was reaching over to get some gum out of mom's purse when mah chair flipped out from under me and mah soda fell on top of me and got in mah ear. To make things worse, the waiter ran over and shouted "I give that one a 10!" FML

#1440141
90 comments

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On 04/28/2009 at 9:39pm - misc - by kate (woman) - United States (New York)

TODAY, I TURNED 18. MY PARENTS GAVE ME A CARD THAT READ "NOW THAT YOU'RE 18, IT'S TIME FIR SOME BOOZY FUN... U CAN DO ALL THE THINGS U DID BEFORE BUT LEGALLY!" TAPED TO THE INSIDE WAS MY FAKE ID THAT I "LOST" THREE MONTHS AGO. FML

#1418497
188 comments

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On 04/28/2009 at 10:12am - misc - by owned (woman) - Singapore

TODAY, I WAS SITTING NEXT TO THE GUY I LIKE AND HE WAS DOING HOMEWORK . THEN, HE LOOKS UP, HIS EYES MEETING MINE . HIS SMOOTH VOICE MUTTERS NAME AS HIS FACE INCHES CLOSER TO MINE . I CAN FEEL HIS MINTY BREATH AGAINST FACE . MY PULSE IS RACING . THEN, HE SAYS "WHAT'S A PRONOUN?" FML

#1372393
238 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55338) - you deserved it (10906)

On 04/26/2009 at 9:14pm - love - by theatreismylife (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I got kickd in the face at a soccer game . Everybody looool clappd . FML

#1351695
126 comments

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On 04/26/2009 at 11:14am - misc - by Tal (woman) - United States (New Jersey)



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