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About x3Desix3 : My name is Desiree(: I am 14 and I live in the small town of Portville New York! Singing;;Danceing;;Friends;;Family;;Texting is my life! and Figure Skating of course(: I am a little girl with big dreams! I am generally nice(: so don't be afraid to message me(: peace&&love(:
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, after reading a sign at the airport, my 6-year-old son thought it would be funny to yell, "Daddy's got a bomb!" Airport security then tackled me to the ground. Oh, and I missed my flight and my mother's birthday. FML
Friday 5 February 2016