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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 20 May 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 349
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About x3Desix3 : My name is Desiree(: I am 14 and I live in the small town of Portville New York! Singing;;Danceing;;Friends;;Family;;Texting is my life! and Figure Skating of course(: I am a little girl with big dreams! I am generally nice(: so don't be afraid to message me(: peace&&love(:

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Today, after reading a sign at the airport, my 6-year-old son thought it would be funny to yell, "Daddy's got a bomb!" Airport security then tackled me to the ground. Oh, and I missed my flight and my mother's birthday. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40881) - you deserved it (3196)

On 01/24/2010 at 9:25am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I got a call from my daughter's pre-school. Apparently, she is being suspended, for answering; "What do your parents do at home?" She told them, "My parents fuck." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15559) - you deserved it (37330)

On 12/11/2009 at 7:45pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)



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