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Visits<b>QTp13</b> - the 12/18/2009 at 8:19am

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Today, I saw my four-year-old son running around outside, and copying everything our dog was doing. I thought it was cute, so I went to grab the camera. When I went back outside, I saw my dog eating a dead rabbit, and my son doing the same. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40331) - you deserved it (5956)

On 12/13/2009 at 7:42pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I realized that I am dating a 25 year old man-child. He turns 13 whenever he sees my boobs, complete with big eyes and saying "honk honk" whenever he touches them. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35691) - you deserved it (9951)

On 11/28/2009 at 11:17am - love - by moon_paw (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I was a TA watching the class take a test. I didn't realize that the projector was still on while I was searching the Internet. They watched me google "chronic itchy anus". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10440) - you deserved it (48292)

On 11/13/2009 at 12:47pm - health - by yellowjacket_34 (man) - United States (Montana)



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