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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.
wynnona's favorite FMLs
Today, in the doctor's waiting room, a little boy asked me for a cookie. I told him that I didn't have any. He replied, "But my mom says that ladies with big butts always have cookies in their handbags." FML
by grossesfesses / 05/15/2013 at 2:58am / France (Picardie) / Miscellaneous
by anonymous / 07/19/2012 at 6:31pm / United States / Love
by Anonymous / 07/06/2010 at 2:11am / United States (North Carolina) / Health
by JH / 06/30/2010 at 9:43pm / United States (Connecticut) / Love
Today, I was late to work because the metro broke down. Yesterday I was late to work because the train in front of me broke down. The week before that I was late to work because the swat team shut the entire metro station down. Even the interns think I'm making this up. FML
by Katie / 06/30/2010 at 7:36pm / United States (District of Columbia) / Work
Today, I was in a public restroom when the girl in the stall next to me started asking me how I was doing. Thinking it was weird but not wanting to be rude, I answered her questions. Halfway though our conversation she said: "Hold on, the girl in the stall next to me thinks I'm talking to her." FML
by embarrassed4life / 06/25/2009 at 12:34am / United States (Colorado) / Miscellaneous
by Dumbass / 06/20/2009 at 2:01am / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
Today, my adorable 8 year old son told me he no longer wanted me to pick him up from school. When I asked why, he said, "I told everyone at school my mommy is pretty... and I don't want people to know I lied." FML
by andthatshowitgoes / 06/14/2009 at 1:42am / United States (Virginia) / Kids
by Fitz / 04/12/2009 at 9:53am / United States (North Carolina) / Health
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