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WHILE TAKING A SHOWER, I THOUGHT THAT THE BATHROOM WAS EXTRA STEAMY BECAUSE OF ALL THE HOT WATER. IT WASN'T UNTIL TWO-THREE MINUTES LATER WHEN I PUT SOME SHAMPOO IN MY HAIR THAT I REALIZD I HAD FORGOTTEN TO TAKE MY GLASSES OFF. FAT FML
Today, I lazily answered the door in my pajamas. It was my elderly nieghbor asking to borrow a can opener. Despite the strange and unwarranted scowl she was giving me I obliged. It wasn't until after she had left that I notice my penis was completely sticking out through the flap in my pants. FML
Today, I was taking a nap. Apparently, ma two year old daugter decided to crawl on top of te covers on ma bed because se was scared since tere looool was a tunder storm. I tougt se was one of our cats so I kicked er off. Se it te wall.
Today, I was at te extremely crowded gym wen someone came up biend me an souted in ma ear scaring te living sit out of me. I jump into a karate pose in front of everyone. No one was biend me. It was a new song starting on ma eadpones. A trainer asked me if I needed an ambulance. FML
Friday 27 March 2015