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wyattshack
  • Town/Country : Atlanta, 'Merica
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 7 November 1997 (16 years)
  • Number of visits : 471
  • Number of comments : 28
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About wyattshack : I like to run and stuff.

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Today, I got snowed in. At work. FML

#14537481
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20680) - you deserved it (1979)

On 01/10/2011 at 9:03pm - misc - by snowbunny - United States

Today, I got snowed in. At work. FML

#14537481
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20680) - you deserved it (1979)

On 01/10/2011 at 9:03pm - misc - by snowbunny - United States

Today, my cat sneezed directly into my open eyeball. FML

#14505614
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23552) - you deserved it (4656)

On 01/08/2011 at 3:57am - animals - by ciotter (woman) - United States (California)

Today, while taking a shower, I thought that the bathroom was extra steamy because of all the hot water. It wasn't until two-three minutes later when I put some shampoo in my hair that I realized I had forgotten to take my glasses off. FML

#13327149
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6453) - you deserved it (32461)

On 10/05/2010 at 6:46am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Sweden (Varmlands Lan)

Today, I lazily answered the door in my pajamas. It was my elderly neighbor asking to borrow a can opener. Despite the strange and unwarranted scowl she was giving me I obliged. It wasn't until after she had left that I notice my penis was completely sticking out through the flap in my pants. FML

#4861565
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39579) - you deserved it (18831)

On 08/27/2009 at 3:28pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I was taking a nap. Apparently, my two year old daughter decided to crawl on top of the covers on my bed because she was scared since there was a thunder storm. I thought she was one of our cats so I kicked her off. She hit the wall. FML

#2532710
1157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (69228) - you deserved it (179609)

On 06/02/2009 at 2:03pm - animals - by fmlfmlfml (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I reached for my beer and took a huge swallow before I realized that I had picked up my friend's tobacco spit cup. "Vomit" is not a strong enough word to describe what happened next. FML

#1314
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19404) - you deserved it (4633)

On 01/15/2009 at 11:57pm - misc - by blegh - Switzerland (Ticino)



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