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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 7 November 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 793
  • Number of comments : 28
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About wyattshack : I like to run and stuff.

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Taday I got snowed in. At work. FML

#14537481
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25805) - you deserved it (2568)

On 01/10/2011 at 9:03pm - misc - by snowbunny - United States

Taday I got snowed in. At work. FML

#14537481
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25805) - you deserved it (2568)

On 01/10/2011 at 9:03pm - misc - by snowbunny - United States

Today, My Cat Sneezed Drectly Into My Open Eyeball. Mega FML

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87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26544) - you deserved it (4962)

On 01/08/2011 at 3:57am - animals - by ciotter (woman) - United States (California)

WHILE TAKING A SHOWER, I THOUGHT THAT THE BATHROOM WAS EXTRA STEAMY BECAUSE OF ALL THE HOT WATER. IT WASN'T UNTIL TWO-THREE MINUTES LATER WHEN I PUT SOME SHAMPOO IN MY HAIR THAT I REALIZD I HAD FORGOTTEN TO TAKE MY GLASSES OFF. FAT FML

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57 comments

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On 10/05/2010 at 6:46am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Sweden (Varmlands Lan)

Today, I lazily answered the door in my pajamas. It was my elderly nieghbor asking to borrow a can opener. Despite the strange and unwarranted scowl she was giving me I obliged. It wasn't until after she had left that I notice my penis was completely sticking out through the flap in my pants. FML

#4861565
120 comments

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On 08/27/2009 at 3:28pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I was taking a nap. Apparently, ma two year old daugter decided to crawl on top of te covers on ma bed because se was scared since tere looool was a tunder storm. I tougt se was one of our cats so I kicked er off. Se it te wall.

#2532710
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On 06/02/2009 at 2:03pm - animals - by fmlfmlfml (woman) - United States (California)

Today I reached for mah beer an took a huge swallow before I realized that I had picked up mah friend's tobacco spit cup. "Vomit" is not a strong enough word to describe wat happened next. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23343) - you deserved it (5355)

On 01/15/2009 at 11:57pm - misc - by blegh - Switzerland (Ticino)



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