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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 7 November 1997 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 561
  • Number of comments : 28
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About wyattshack : I like to run and stuff.

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Today, I was having lunch at McDonald's when I dropped a French fry down my shirt. It stuck out the top of my bra. Before I had the chance to remove it, a creepy man picked it out and ate it saying that it was the best French fry he had ever eaten. FML

#19000148
247 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43552) - you deserved it (4536)

On 02/05/2012 at 10:45am - misc - by Anonymous - Reserved

Today, I received a single, hand-made Valentine's card from the weirdest kid in the school. It said, "If you ever get mauled by a bear, I hope he doesn't damage your face." FML

#18988741
225 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25783) - you deserved it (5013)

On 02/04/2012 at 12:12am - love - by Jayde - United States (Texas)

Today, I was using a restroom when I heard someone sneeze. I said, "Bless you." It happened again about three times, so I repeated myself each time. I then noticed it was an automatic air freshener. FML

#18981474
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15171) - you deserved it (21838)

On 02/03/2012 at 12:25am - misc - by coleslaw (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I woke up at midnight crying, stood up to turn on the lights and face-planted into my wall. FML

#18642505
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21229) - you deserved it (4304)

On 12/29/2011 at 7:01am - health - by Girl-of-very-little-brain (woman) - Canada

Today, my girlfriend agreed to doing it doggy style. During it all, I pulled on her hair. I guess I pulled too hard, because when I let go, her face smacked straight into the bedside table. FML

#18220908
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12201) - you deserved it (40423)

On 11/11/2011 at 5:29pm - intimacy - by Henry - Norway (Hordaland)

Today, I found out my boss and some employees on my floor have bets placed on who can get the best picture of my ass. I found out when one of the pictures was accidentally sent to me. FML

#18022998
210 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28866) - you deserved it (3552)

On 10/19/2011 at 12:49pm - work - by ikickgingers - United States

Today, I found out my boss and some employees on my floor have bets placed on who can get the best picture of my ass. I found out when one of the pictures was accidentally sent to me. FML

#18022998
210 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28866) - you deserved it (3552)

On 10/19/2011 at 12:49pm - work - by ikickgingers - United States

Today, my balls were stepped on while I was taking a nap in the park. The man said he didn't see me lying there. I was wearing a neon orange jacket. FML

#17986528
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27441) - you deserved it (10409)

On 10/15/2011 at 12:33am - misc - by dak-rod423 (man) - United States (California)

Today, I could actually feel my toe hairs flapping in the breeze. I'm a girl. FML

#17926318
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22910) - you deserved it (15585)

On 10/07/2011 at 6:35am - misc - by Hairytoes - United States

Today, I shat a magnet. FML

#17843744
286 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11908) - you deserved it (31026)

On 09/26/2011 at 10:51pm - health - by mimi - United States (Illinois)

Today, my neighbor declared his love for me via "the medium of interpretative dance." FML

#17641775
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25534) - you deserved it (2837)

On 09/02/2011 at 2:54am - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, at work, I was walking to the back office, and I didn't know my manager was following me. After I walked through the door, without looking, I reached behind me to close it. Instead of grabbing the door handle, I got a handful of his crotch. FML

#17617939
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27583) - you deserved it (3350)

On 08/30/2011 at 12:46am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I learned that I'm allergic to hornets. I also learned that when your mom sprays a hornets' nest, and they come after you, that jumping in the pool doesn't help. They hover and wait for you to surface. FML

#17248199
127 comments

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On 07/25/2011 at 12:14am - health - by sisi9999 (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my dog was scooped up by an owl. FML

#17115448
469 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54558) - you deserved it (9314)

On 07/15/2011 at 12:24am - animals - by flipnazn - United States (Texas)

Today, my girlfriend and I were getting it on for the first time. Just as I was about to climax, I spotted my greatest fear, a big wasp, only a few inches away from me. I shuddered and made a very unmanly orgasm wail. She now refuses to have sex because she says I "turned her off forever". FML

#16548173
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38539) - you deserved it (10460)

On 06/07/2011 at 4:07pm - intimacy - by Punk (man) - United States



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