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Today, is my brothers 16th birthday. He got keys to the Lexus. I'm 18, have no car, and got pajama pants and chapstick for my birthday. FML

#54782
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (66326) - you deserved it (3536)

On 02/16/2009 at 5:42pm - misc - by Elmo - United States (Illinois)

Today, I had to give a speech on stage at a local preschool about fire safety. I'm 32 years old and passed out on stage because I felt extremely nervous and intimitated by a group of 4 year olds. FML

#35636
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35327) - you deserved it (7282)

On 02/13/2009 at 3:06am - misc - by buster (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was volunteering at a nursing home calling bingo numbers. One woman stood up and started making noises, so I assumed she had won and started clapping. She then fell on the floor and died of a heart attack. I essentially applauded her death. FML

#32415
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (82573) - you deserved it (10925)

On 02/12/2009 at 5:21pm - misc - by janedoe (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I'm 20 and I'm going bald. FML

#277
85 comments

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On 11/11/2008 at 3:32am - health - by Blazouta - Sent from mobile version

Today, I woke up and switched on the TV. The first thing I saw was a picture of a wanted rapist, who looks just like me. I'm afraid to leave home. FML

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