![[fr]](http://cdn2.fmylife.com/fmylife/images/flag_fr_hover.gif)
![[it]](http://cdn4.fmylife.com/fmylife/images/flag_it_hover.gif)
![[es2]](http://cdn4.fmylife.com/fmylife/images/flag_es2_hover.gif)
![[tr]](http://cdn1.fmylife.com/fmylife/images/flag_tr_hover.gif)
![[de]](http://cdn1.fmylife.com/fmylife/images/flag_de_hover.gif)
![[ru]](http://cdn5.fmylife.com/fmylife/images/flag_ru_hover.gif)
![[se]](http://cdn1.fmylife.com/fmylife/images/flag_se_hover.gif)
This member hasn't filled in the description.
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, I decided to take a nap in the university library. I felt like I'd only closed my eyes for a minute, when a random guy woke me up to tell me that I'd been farting in my sleep for the last half hour, and that the librarian was becoming concerned. FML
I agree, your life sucks (19802) - you deserved it (6126)
On 12/06/2010 at 5:53pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I got on a bus that was so overcrowded I had to stand next to the driver with nothing to hang on to. A drunk man got on and for the rest of the half hour journey continuously fell on me, when I got off he smiled and told me as the doors were closing "the last twelve times was for fun." FML
I agree, your life sucks (17618) - you deserved it (1628)
On 11/09/2010 at 2:00pm - misc - by nameless - United Kingdom
Today, I sent the girl I like a Twinkie with a note saying "Enjoy! You deserve it". I found out later through an angry email that someone had written "you damn fatty" on the end of the note. FML
I agree, your life sucks (19720) - you deserved it (4506)
On 10/29/2010 at 7:53pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I found out I received a "D" on my ethics exam, not because I did not know the information or did not follow the correct guidelines for writing the moral arguments, but because according to my professor my moral values are wrong. FML
I agree, your life sucks (20215) - you deserved it (2372)
On 10/26/2010 at 12:49pm - misc - by ecuboy (man) - United States (North Carolina)
Today, my dads cremated remains came in the mail. This is the first time, in my entire adult life, that he has visited me at my home. FML
I agree, your life sucks (25136) - you deserved it (1627)
On 10/19/2010 at 3:40pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States
Today, while working at the bakery, I slipped on a pen. I dropped the pie rack I was holding full of pies right on my face. I now have a burn mark on my cheek that looks like a swastika. FML
I agree, your life sucks (20078) - you deserved it (1959)
Today, I learned the hard way that leaving eye drops in your car all day makes them scorching hot. FML
I agree, your life sucks (8746) - you deserved it (23784)
On 10/08/2010 at 5:30pm - health - by Username - Sent from mobile version
Today, I asked my girlfriend's father if I could marry his daughter. He smiled, shook my hand, and said "No, now get out of my house." FML
I agree, your life sucks (31463) - you deserved it (3119)
On 10/07/2010 at 10:26am - love - by Vinny1017 - United States (New York)
Today, I saw a spider crawling on my new roommate's cheek, so I told her to stand still so that I could flick it off. Several long seconds of flicking made me realize that it wasn't a spider at all. I had been flicking her hairy mole. FML
I agree, your life sucks (9905) - you deserved it (20119)
On 10/05/2010 at 5:01pm - animals - by jabba (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I had to sneeze really bad in a restaurant. To avoid sneezing on everybody's food, I turned my head to the side and sneezed, it just so happens a waitress was there serving a table. My nose went straight into her ass. FML
I agree, your life sucks (19796) - you deserved it (3838)
On 10/01/2010 at 9:06am - health - by Embarrassed - United States
Today, after I got off work, as I walked into the house, I noticed something running across the floor towards me and out of complete terror I kicked it halfway across my living room, not knowing what it was. Turns out it was my roommate's new puppy. FML
I agree, your life sucks (8515) - you deserved it (30519)
On 09/23/2010 at 7:01am - misc - by nackpattywhackgiveadogabone (woman) - United States (Arizona)
Today, my furnace and all of my heating systems broke down. A fridge is 3 degrees Celsius; it is now 2 degrees Celsius in my house. I would be warmer in my fridge. FML
I agree, your life sucks (22903) - you deserved it (1168)
On 12/12/2009 at 11:55am - health - by FrozenD - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I was in a meeting at work. In the middle of our CEO's speech, I farted. Everyone heard including my boss, who looked over and said, "Do you have anything else you wanted to add?" FML
I agree, your life sucks (10551) - you deserved it (14325)
On 12/11/2009 at 1:11pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)
Today, I realized that our generation will be remembered as the kids who liked sparkly vampires. FML
I agree, your life sucks (57260) - you deserved it (8512)
On 11/24/2009 at 7:08pm - misc - by buhknee - United States (North Carolina)
Today, I had to take a dump. While looking for a book to read, I sneezed. The force of the sneeze caused me to shit my pants. The glob of dung then ran down my leg before falling out of my shorts onto my carpet, all in less than 5 seconds. Nothing in my life has prepared me for this. FML
I agree, your life sucks (66542) - you deserved it (9415)
On 10/14/2009 at 1:01pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)
The website: FML t-shirts -
Love - Animals - Money - Kids - Work - Health - Intimacy - Miscellaneous - Members
RSS feeds: 
Follow the FML 
Follow the FML blog 
Follow the FML comments
Go on the road: BlackBerry - Android - iPhone/iPod Touch - Windows Phone 7 - Mobile version
Give stuff to people: FML book - FML t-shirts
