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Visits<b>moonrunnerz</b> - the 09/16/2012 at 12:57pm

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I agree, their lives suck

200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.


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Today, my 5 year old daughter watched me getting dressed in the bathroom and asked "mum, when my boobs grow, will they droop like yours?". FML


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On 01/12/2009 at 4:37am - kids - by Lax - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was teaching a class but kids were chatting. After 3 soap box speeches about "The next person who talks gets a note to take home," one kid looked right at me and went "meow". FML


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On 01/09/2009 at 3:54am - kids - by Liz - Sent from mobile version

Today, I ate at a friend's house. Her 5-year-old son, who was at the table with us, looked at me and said quietly, "You're ugly." My friend told him off, causing him to cry, and shout, "But she isn't pretty!" FML


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On 11/13/2008 at 11:16pm - kids - by mimo - Sent from mobile version

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