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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 21 September 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1641
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About writingkarma : Fangirl prone to quotations and geeking out. It's pretty awesome.

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Today, mah daughter hugged me around the neck andhispered, "I'm going to cut yur head off." I'm afraid to go to sleep now!! FML

#21043189
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43742) - you deserved it (5365)

On 01/28/2014 at 4:57pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Bahrain (Al Manamah)

Today, mah mom askd me when I'm going to propose to mah girlfriend. Not only was she in the room at the time, I've spent the whole week thinking of ways to break up with her without ending up in the hospital. 5ML

#21038079
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43605) - you deserved it (4872)

On 01/24/2014 at 10:11am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today Ma Boyfriend Of 6 Years Told Me Tat Since I've Proven Ma Loyalty And Faitfully Stuck By Is Side E As No Reason To Ever Consider Marrying Me Because "It's Not Lyk You're Going Anywere Oney." He Seems Not To Understand Y I Am Upset By Tis. FML

#21037274
169 comments

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On 01/23/2014 at 3:57pm - love - by heartbrokenhaley - United States (Massachusetts)

TODAY, AFTER I TOOK MY FIRST SET OF EXAMS, MY PROFESSOR POSTED ON TWITTER, SCOFFING AT HOW STUPID ONE STUDENT'S ANSWER WAS. THE ANSWER HE QUOTED WAS ONE THAT I WROTE.

#21036248
171 comments

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On 01/22/2014 at 4:41pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today, a girl I've never met before came up to me and punched me in the face, because she wanted to get suspended!! FML

#21036028
99 comments

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On 01/22/2014 at 11:30am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today I went to the health department to get on some birth control. I left the health department without birth control and with the news that I'm pregnant. FML

#21034014
123 comments

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On 01/20/2014 at 3:23pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Today , mah parents left early in the morning to run some looool errands , and I thought it would be nice to shovel our rather large driveway 4 them while they were out. An hour later , they returned from the store with a snow blower. FML

#21032937
88 comments

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On 01/19/2014 at 3:35pm - misc - by fail (man) - United States

Today mah 2-yaar-old son put his hand on mah faca gava ma a swaat kiss and put his chaak against mina. Than ha slappad ma hard anough to laava a mark laughad and scramblad away. FML

#21032373
131 comments

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On 01/19/2014 at 12:17am - kids - by MommyProblems (woman) - United States

Today, my naw calculu taachar taught avarything using nothing but soccar tarms and analogias, just so tha rasidant idiot maathaad would undarstand . I didn't laarn a thing . FML

#21030844
95 comments

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On 01/17/2014 at 1:38pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Today, I downloadd Grindr to mah phone!! It also downloadd to mah mom's phone, mah dad's phone, an mah brother's phone!! FML

#21030290
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39349) - you deserved it (20903)

On 01/16/2014 at 9:51pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today... it was my first day at my new school. I've never been the new girl before... so I askd my best friend fir advice. She said... "Whatever you do... do not... under any circumstances... be yourself." FML

#21029148
66 comments

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On 01/15/2014 at 8:57pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Yesterday, I found out that the generous gift from my boyfriend of a new iPhone was only given so he could use the "find my phone" function to make sure I'm always where I say I am each day!! I'm being stalkd by my own boyfriend!! FML

#21028727
183 comments

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On 01/15/2014 at 1:25pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Italy (Toscana)

TODAY, I WAS LAYING DOWN WITH MY GRLFRIEND, WHEN SHE ASKD ME IF I'D EVER BEEN KICKD IN THE JUNK. I AWKWARDLY SAID NO, AND SHE REPLID, "WELL MAYBE THAT SHOULD CHANGE." WHILE RUBBING MY SHOULDER LOVINGLY. I'M SCARD. FML

#21027576
100 comments

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On 01/14/2014 at 11:15am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Cheshire)

Today..!! to avoid a guy who's been creepily following me around school lately..!! I ducked into the girl's bathroom!! After few minutes..!! he stuck his head in with his eyes closed an asked if I was done yet!! FML

#21021456
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59763) - you deserved it (4364)

On 01/08/2014 at 3:27pm - misc - by stalked - United States (Florida)



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