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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 4 July 1980 (34 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1890
  • Number of comments : 30
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Today, I was going on a dinner date with a girl I had just met. After I picked her up I asked her if she would like to get lobster. She looked at me and asked if those were the red ones. Confused I nodded. She replied, "Sorry, I don't eat red meat." I laughed. She was serious. FML

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164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60505) - you deserved it (5421)

On 04/06/2009 at 1:15pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, campus security called to inform me that my car had been in an accident. I rushed down to the security office to find most of the officers laughing. A portable john blew over on to my car and smashed my rear window. Now, security calls me "Port-A-Potty Guy," and my car smells like shit. FML

#30969
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On 02/12/2009 at 12:19pm - misc - by Johnny on the Spot (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I told the guy I have feelings for that I'm interested in, and asked him how he feels about it. He responded via text, saying, "I feel fairly neutral about that." FML

#26983
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On 02/11/2009 at 7:06pm - misc - by iwantpizza69 (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I cut myself on a band-aid box, while trying to get one out for another cut. FML

#24664
23 comments

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On 02/11/2009 at 9:45am - misc - by Chicketi (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I cut myself with child-proof scissors. FML

#23513
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On 02/11/2009 at 12:30am - misc - by tylerlove361 (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I got this huge package at my college dorm from my parents with candy, chips, canned soup and all these goodies. When I called my mom to thank her, she replied "We got rid of your cat, Annie". FML

#22256
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On 02/10/2009 at 8:44pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my sister teased me about being a mistake baby. When I told my mom what my sister said, her response was "I still love you anyway". FML

#21737
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On 02/10/2009 at 6:41pm - misc - by melissa (woman) - United States (Illinois)



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