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wrestling49
  • Town/Country : NY, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 9 March 1994 (19 years)
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  • Number of comments : 84
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Today, my boyfriend was teaching me to drive, and told me he agreed with the stereotype that women are worse drivers than men. I argued with him so heatedly about how it was just like a man to say something like that, that I drove through our garage doors because I wasn't paying attention. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7590) - you deserved it (45579)

On 07/17/2009 at 5:43pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my older brother told me that no matter how fast you run at automatic sliding doors, they'll open in time. So I ran at a pair. They don't. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11637) - you deserved it (78879)

On 06/19/2009 at 12:04am - misc - by kat9232000 - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was camping. Me and this really cute girl were hitting it off real nice. It was the last night so we both headed over to my tent to have sex. I was just about to get it in when a raccoon ripped my tent causing the girl to scream and runaway. I got cockblocked by a raccoon. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (61654) - you deserved it (6443)

On 06/08/2009 at 7:24pm - intimacy - by Baggabbles123 (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was at a 21st birthday party. It got to the bit where they blow out the candles and the girl hosting blew out her candles. While she was blowing I whispered to the fella next to me, "That's not the only thing she'll be blowing tonight". The guy next to me was her dad. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11280) - you deserved it (65395)

On 06/08/2009 at 6:39am - intimacy - by baller (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I was at a 21st birthday party. It got to the bit where they blow out the candles and the girl hosting blew out her candles. While she was blowing I whispered to the fella next to me, "That's not the only thing she'll be blowing tonight". The guy next to me was her dad. FML

#2713232
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11280) - you deserved it (65395)

On 06/08/2009 at 6:39am - intimacy - by baller (man) - Australia (Queensland)



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