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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 9 March 1994 (21 years)
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  • Number of visits : 6562
  • Number of comments : 84
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Today, my older brother told me that no matter how fast you run at automatic sliding doors, they'll open in time. So I ran at a pair. They don't. FML

#3016666
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16278) - you deserved it (104852)

On 06/19/2009 at 12:04am - misc - by kat9232000 - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was camping. Me and this really cute girl were hitting it off real nice. It was the last night so we both headed over to my tent to have sex. I was just about to get it in when a raccoon ripped my tent causing the girl to scream and runaway. I got cockblocked by a raccoon. FML

#2729024
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (73322) - you deserved it (8817)

On 06/08/2009 at 7:24pm - intimacy - by Baggabbles123 (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was at a 21st birthday party. It got to the bit where they blow out the candles and the girl hosting blew out her candles. While she was blowing I whispered to the fella next to me, "That's not the only thing she'll be blowing tonight". The guy next to me was her dad. FML

#2713232
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15028) - you deserved it (86376)

On 06/08/2009 at 6:39am - intimacy - by baller (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I was at a 21st birthday party. It got to the bit where they blow out the candles and the girl hosting blew out her candles. While she was blowing I whispered to the fella next to me, "That's not the only thing she'll be blowing tonight". The guy next to me was her dad. FML

#2713232
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15028) - you deserved it (86376)

On 06/08/2009 at 6:39am - intimacy - by baller (man) - Australia (Queensland)



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