About wrappedinplastic : You listen to _me_! While I will admit to a certain cynicism, the fact
is I am a nay-sayer and a hatchet man in the fight against violence! I pride
myself in taking a punch and I'll gladly take another because I choose to live
my life in the company of Gandhi and King! My concerns are _global_. I
reject absolutely revenge, aggression, and retaliation. The foundation of
such a method... is love. I love you, Sheriff Truman.
Through the darkness of future past
The magician longs to see.
One chants out between two worlds
Fire walk with me.
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, my girlfriend was giving me a hand job. As I reached my climax, she thought it would be funny to turn my 'weapon' against me. Boom, headshot. FML
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On 01/17/2011 at 4:53am - intimacy - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins
Today, I was getting it on with my boyfriend. I started to come, screaming, "Ah... ah... ah... AHH!" To which he added, "Staying alive! Staying alive!" FML
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On 01/17/2011 at 1:24am - intimacy - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins
Today, I asked my boyfriend what he would do if I were to get pregnant. Expecting him to give me a cute and supportive answer, he replied, "We'd be finding you a nice flight of stairs to accidentally fall down." FML
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On 09/13/2010 at 5:14am - love - by vikinggirl (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)
Today, I was in the bathroom getting ready to take a shower. I took all of my clothes off, and stepped into the shower facing the knobs. When I turned around, I saw somebody standing in there with me. Apparently, my little brother and his friend were playing hide and seek, and I found his friend. FML
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On 01/29/2010 at 7:02pm - misc - by soonaked (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, I was in the bathroom getting ready to take a shower. I took all of my clothes off, and stepped into the shower facing the knobs. When I turned around, I saw somebody standing in there with me. Apparently, my little brother and his friend were playing hide and seek, and I found his friend. FML
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On 01/29/2010 at 7:02pm - misc - by soonaked (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, I found my beloved hamster, Toofie. Toofie escaped from his cage. 4 years ago. FML
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On 01/16/2010 at 4:36pm - animals - by riptoofie (woman) - United States (Nevada)
Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. As I was beginning to enjoy and really get into it, I heard him say, "Oh my god, this is good shit." I looked up sexily, only to find that he was eating a Twinkie. FML
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On 01/14/2010 at 3:36pm - intimacy - by scubai (woman) - United States (New Jersey)
Today, I was the only cash register open at the local supermarket. I had to sell condoms and chocolate frosting to my ex. FML
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On 01/12/2010 at 8:05pm - intimacy - by Narehs (man) - United States (North Carolina)
Today, I was wondering why my home smelled so weird, until I found out that my 4 year old son had been secretly scattering around food he didn't like to eat throughout the house. How did I find out? No one else in this family leaves half eaten spinach all over my underwear drawer. FML
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On 01/10/2010 at 5:45am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, my pet hedgehog thought it would be funny to roll around in the kitty litter. It was like washing a poopy cactus. FML
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On 01/08/2010 at 1:23am - misc - by StinkyCactus (man) - United States (Virginia)
Today, while standing by the kitchen window I noticed a mouse running across our lawn on top of the snow. I called my two daughters to come see it, but by the time they got to the window a hawk was shredding the poor thing to pieces. My kids didn't stop crying for two hours. FML
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On 01/06/2010 at 3:41am - animals - by motheroftwo (woman) - Norway (Oslo)
Today, I was at a party where I ate bowl of disgusting snacks because I didn't want to drink on an empty stomach. I spent the next twelve hours trying to prevent the world from collapsing into millions of demonic shards, cause apparently that's what a large dose of magic mushrooms does. FML
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On 11/14/2009 at 8:37am - misc - by swedishdude (man) - Sweden (Skane Lan)
Today, while checking through the graphic novel section of my library, I noticed a gay manga porn comic. While I was wondering who in the world would ever RENT such an item, I realised I had been staring at it for a full five minutes and people were watching me. FML
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On 05/15/2009 at 7:07am - intimacy - by dwek (man) - United Kingdom (Bristol)
Today, my friend had to take my cat who has a tumor to be put down when I wasn't home since I couldn't bare to take him myself. I have two cats. He took the wrong one. FML
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On 05/10/2009 at 3:01pm - animals - by catlady (woman) - United States (Washington)
Today, half asleep, I dropped my pill before I could take it. I quickly picked it up and washed it down. Five hours later, I just found my pill on the ground. What did I swallow? FML
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On 04/13/2009 at 12:12pm - misc - by anonymiss (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
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