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About wraithfodder : Hey, I'm 19 and I'm from Sydney, Australia but I'm moving to Amsterdam in a couple of months.
I read a lot, I talk a lot, I laugh a lot.
I love music; everything from hardstyles to Marilyn Manson to the Eagles.
If you say hey, I'll do my best to sustain a conversation!
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Today, I was walking through Borders with my girlfriend, when we pass a girl scout cookies stand. I see a box of Samoas, my favorite, point at them, and shout, 'YEAH'. My girlfriend looks shocked. Behind the box of cookies was a five year old scout bending over, with her bottom pointed at me. FML
Friday 12 December 2014