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About wotfukm8 : I'm normal, slightly nerdy guy. I spend my days playing on my laptop or PS3 or reading my large collection of books.
My favorite bands are: Mumford & Sons, Of Monsters and Men, Fall Out Boy, and Avenged Sevenfold.
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Today, after dating for almost a year, I decided to introduce my parents to the man I was sure I'd fallen in love with. When dad saw him, his and my boyfriend's face completely dropped. I asked them what was wrong because I could feel the discomfort. Turns out, I'm dating my dad's drug dealer. FML
Today, while out with my boyfriend I accidentally let out a rather large fart. I was in such shock the only sentence I could make was "I farted." Clearly he was in shock too because the only words he could utter were "I know." FML
Friday 18 July 2014