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About worstpersonalive : If there's a God to His sheep He'll tend
But if there's not what would be our end?
I'm young and energetic; if you are a wealthy older woman, hit me up. (Not really. Please, stop sending me messages.)
I'm an asshole. If you don't like it, you can shove it. But you don't like it, you love it.
Texas A&M University '13
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Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML
Today, my boss called me into his office to show me the web site of a potential business partner. When he began to type 'virginia' into google, it auto-completed his search with his recent search for 'virgin boy assholes'. I have to go on business trip with him tomorrow. I'm a young guy. FML