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worstpersonalive
  • Town/Country : Amuricah!
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 4 October 1991 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 10542
  • Number of comments : 206
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About worstpersonalive : If there's a God to His sheep He'll tend
But if there's not what would be our end?

I'm young and energetic; if you are a wealthy older woman, hit me up. (Not really. Please, stop sending me messages.)
Everything I say is either sarcastic or satiric. They call me asshole. If you don't like it, you can shove it. But you don't like it, you love it.
Texas A&M University

It's me eating nuggets. Fuck off.

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Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

#253938 (1736)

I agree, your life sucks (362962) - you deserved it (401283)

On 03/09/2009 at 6:58pm - intimacy - by RC3Welly (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my boss called me into his office to show me the web site of a potential business partner. When he began to type 'virginia' into google, it auto-completed his search with his recent search for 'virgin boy assholes'. I have to go on business trip with him tomorrow. I'm a young guy. FML

#36396 (690)

I agree, your life sucks (342690) - you deserved it (22944)

On 02/13/2009 at 10:54am - intimacy - by The Sbeak (man) - United States (Rhode Island)