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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Monday 8 January 1990 (26 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 375
  • Number of comments : 11
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About wormsirms : I'm just a here to judge, criticize, and give you advice to solve your dilemmas. I enjoy being sarcastic on here. I will speak my mind regardless of the situation. I enjoy getting thumbed down because of this. If it is a serious post I will attempt to be sincere though. I will not explain my hopes and dreams on here. You don't really care anyway.

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Today, I fell asleep at my bus stop following a long day at work. I woke up to a homeless man giggling after he had clipped dozens of clothespins to my clothes, shoes, and hair in my sleep. FML

by 43_clothespins_later / 11/20/2013 at 7:12pm / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous

Today, in math class, I had the urge to fart. I had the bright idea that if I dropped my textbook and farted at the same time, nobody would hear it. I dropped my textbook, everyone looked at me, then I farted. Loudly. FML

by fartwoman / 06/22/2010 at 9:41pm / United States (California) / Health