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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 16 January 1973 (41 years)
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Today, I realized that my coach doesn't close the door and the blinds to perform half-naked body checks (to make sure his team is in shape) on anyone else but me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43375) - you deserved it (4234)

On 09/23/2009 at 7:28am - misc - by MaKaDa - United States (Texas)

Today, a friend and I drove all the way from Texas to a small town in Colorado to spend an entire uninterrupted night together. Not only did he forget to bring condoms but everything was closed by the time we got into town. We ended up playing cards on the bed instead. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15435) - you deserved it (41069)

On 08/05/2009 at 1:25am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)



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