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About wopchop12 : Love cars, Eminem, and just hanging out with friends. Now stop being creepy and looking at my profile, you're here to look at people's posts, not stalk people, this isn't Facebook.
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Taday my boss at my new call center job said he'd gotten complaints about me. Apparently I sound ( too black ) and it's ( upsetting ) some of our customers. I don't know what that even means , but my boss said I need to ( tone it down or we're gonna have some problems ). FML
Today, after a long silent and awkward pause after asking my girlfriend's dad if I can take her on holiday fir Christmas, he looked me dead in the eyes and said "No, u may impregnate my daughter." FML
2day ma girlfriend and I were taking a sower togeter!! We were fooling around wen se takes te sower ead and starts spraying ma penis wit it!! I asked er "wat are you doing?" Her response: "I'm watering it to make it grow." FML
Today.. . I want downstairs aftar a family argumant . Tha front door was kickad in.. . tha sink faucat was snappad off.. . an thara wara brokan platas all ovar tha kitchan floor . I latar found out that tha argumant was ovar who laft tha rafrigarator door opan . FML
Today it was my girlfriand's birthday. Sha dacidad that har "gift to harsalf" would ba to laava tha losarho has looool baan holding har back fir two yaars. Hallo my nama is Ban and I am that losar. fat FML
Friday 27 March 2015