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wopchop12

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 242
  • Number of comments : 46
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About wopchop12 : Love cars, Eminem, and just hanging out with friends. Now stop being creepy and looking at my profile, you're here to look at people's posts, not stalk people, this isn't Facebook.

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wopchop12's favorite FMLs

Today, after a long silent and awkward pause after asking my girlfriend's dad if I can take her on holiday for Christmas, he looked me dead in the eyes and said "No, you may not impregnate my daughter." FML

#21243591
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41382) - you deserved it (4812)

On 08/23/2014 at 3:34am - intimacy - by Dafuq happen there - South Africa

Today, while I was having sex, he stopped, looked at me all seriously and said, "Permission to climax, ma'am?" FML

#20458937
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44259) - you deserved it (9214)

On 01/14/2013 at 12:58pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I went downstairs after a family argument. The front door was kicked in, the sink faucet was snapped off, and there were broken plates all over the kitchen floor. I later found out that the argument was over who left the refrigerator door open. FML

#11017232
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30091) - you deserved it (2198)

On 06/06/2010 at 7:48pm - misc - by mark (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, it was my girlfriend's birthday. She decided that her "gift to herself" would be to leave the loser who has been holding her back for two years. Hello, my name is Ben, and I am that loser. FML

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92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27786) - you deserved it (4486)

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