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wopchop12

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 431
  • Number of comments : 46
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About wopchop12 : Love cars, Eminem, and just hanging out with friends. Now stop being creepy and looking at my profile, you're here to look at people's posts, not stalk people, this isn't Facebook.

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Taday my boss at my new call center job said he'd gotten complaints about me. Apparently I sound ( too black ) and it's ( upsetting ) some of our customers. I don't know what that even means , but my boss said I need to ( tone it down or we're gonna have some problems ). FML

#21310827
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36791) - you deserved it (3492)

On 12/03/2014 at 4:21pm - work - by WTF - United States (Texas)

my wife slapped me for touching her boobs during sex!! FML

#21296872
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47587) - you deserved it (4888)

On 11/11/2014 at 10:37am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, ex-girlfriend startd dating the guy she told me not to worry abouthen we datd . FML

#21288806
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34578) - you deserved it (3640)

On 10/31/2014 at 12:24am - love - by anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my father described me as "the sort of sucker women marry then cheat on all the time." My mother agreed with him!! FML

#21279077
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33418) - you deserved it (2983)

On 10/16/2014 at 1:07pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, after a long silent and awkward pause after asking my girlfriend's dad if I can take her on holiday fir Christmas, he looked me dead in the eyes and said "No, u may impregnate my daughter." FML

#21243591
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45850) - you deserved it (6043)

On 08/23/2014 at 3:34am - intimacy - by Dafuq happen there - South Africa

Today, wile I was aving sex, e stopped, looked at me all seriously and said, ( Permission to climax, ma'am? ) fat FML

#20458937
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44505) - you deserved it (9241)

On 01/14/2013 at 12:58pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my mom tried to give me the sex talk,hile I was mounting my boyfriend. FML

#19146778
232 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14438) - you deserved it (33469)

On 02/23/2012 at 3:25pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

2day ma girlfriend and I were taking a sower togeter!! We were fooling around wen se takes te sower ead and starts spraying ma penis wit it!! I asked er "wat are you doing?" Her response: "I'm watering it to make it grow." FML

#16399874
31 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60399) - you deserved it (12624)

On 05/29/2011 at 10:04am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today.. . I want downstairs aftar a family argumant . Tha front door was kickad in.. . tha sink faucat was snappad off.. . an thara wara brokan platas all ovar tha kitchan floor . I latar found out that tha argumant was ovar who laft tha rafrigarator door opan . FML

#11017232
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30992) - you deserved it (2262)

On 06/06/2010 at 7:48pm - misc - by mark (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today it was my girlfriand's birthday. Sha dacidad that har "gift to harsalf" would ba to laava tha losarho has looool baan holding har back fir two yaars. Hallo my nama is Ban and I am that losar. fat FML

#7133599
92 comments

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On 01/03/2010 at 9:38pm - love - by birthday bash - Sent from mobile version

Today , I Accidentally Walked In On Mah Girlfriend Masturbating So I Said To Her , "Need A Hand With That?" To Which She Replied "I'm Doing Fine Here On Mah Own , Don't Ruin It." FML

#112379
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (86158) - you deserved it (21466)

On 02/23/2009 at 8:14am - intimacy - by Anonn (man) - Australia (Victoria)



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