About wopchop12 : Love cars, Eminem, and just hanging out with friends. Now stop being creepy and looking at my profile, you're here to look at people's posts, not stalk people, this isn't Facebook.
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wopchop12's favorite FMLs
Today, my boss at my new call center job said he'd gotten complaints about me. Apparently I sound "too black" and it's "upsetting" some of our customers. I don't know what that even means, but my boss said I need to "tone it down or we're gonna have some problems". FML
by WTF / 12/03/2014 at 4:21pm / United States (Texas) / Work
by Anonymous / 11/11/2014 at 10:37am / United States / Intimacy
by anonymous / 10/31/2014 at 12:24am / United States (California) / Love
by Anonymous / 10/16/2014 at 1:07pm / United States (Michigan) / Love
Today, after a long silent and awkward pause after asking my girlfriend's dad if I can take her on holiday for Christmas, he looked me dead in the eyes and said "No, you may not impregnate my daughter." FML
by Dafuq happen there / 08/23/2014 at 3:34am / South Africa / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 01/14/2013 at 12:58pm / United States (Virginia) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 02/23/2012 at 3:25pm / United States / Intimacy
Today, my girlfriend and I were taking a shower together. We were fooling around when she takes the shower head and starts spraying my penis with it. I asked her "what are you doing?" Her response: "I'm watering it to make it grow." FML
by Anonymous / 05/29/2011 at 10:04am / United States / Intimacy
Today, I went downstairs after a family argument. The front door was kicked in, the sink faucet was snapped off, and there were broken plates all over the kitchen floor. I later found out that the argument was over who left the refrigerator door open. FML
by mark / 06/06/2010 at 7:48pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
by Anonn / 02/23/2009 at 8:14am / Australia (Victoria) / Intimacy
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