About woolymittens : Hmm stalking my page are we? Haha, kidding. :)
Um there isn't really much to say about me to be honest, I'm a quiet person, shy, awkward... I love to draw and read books and listen to music! I'm your average teenager with a crazy family really. :P
Oh and I obviously love fml! It's so addictive. :)
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Today, I found out I have a kidney infection. Now I'm forced to drink at least 4 glasses of water before going to bed. I also have to be woken up every two hours to be told to, "GO PEE BEFORE YOU DIE!" by my mother. FML
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On 04/24/2012 at 7:50am - health - by hottygirl905 - United States (Florida)
Today, I found myself humming a Skrillex ditty all day. I'm beginning to wonder if I've had some sort of stroke. FML
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On 04/19/2012 at 8:12pm - misc - by WTF? (man) - United States
Today, I have been awake so long I hallucinated a llama in my living room. I have a medical condition that keeps me from sleeping properly. I've run out of medication. I still see the llama. FML
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On 04/17/2012 at 5:38am - health - by SeeingLlamas (woman) - United States (Tennessee)
Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like his grandma's house. FML
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On 04/16/2012 at 2:53am - misc - by hdgyfjdzdfg (woman) - United States
Today, I tried to be kind to animals and get my dad to buy cage-free eggs. When I told him it was dollar more, he started yelling and making a scene in the middle of the store, saying that chickens are ugly and they deserve to suffer. FML
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On 04/14/2012 at 11:46pm - misc - by ilovechickens - United States
Today, I went to a blood drive. The nurse taking my blood mentioned that she'd been called in on her day off, and she swore she wasn't drunk. I didn't know what to do, so I just smiled and blinked back tears as she savaged the vein in my arm. FML
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On 04/14/2012 at 12:24pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)
Today, I walked in on my daughter trying to blow-dry the sweat off her armpits instead of showering. FML
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Today, I was waiting for a call from a job I had applied for. When the phone rang, I ran as fast I could up the stairs, falling and slamming my shin on the way. The call? It was a women asking me, "Hi, do you have time to learn about our lord Jesus Christ?" FML
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On 03/22/2012 at 12:56am - work - by Atheist (man) - United States (Oregon)
Today, I found out that my resume contained the word "masturbation" in the skills section, courtesy of a practical joke by my best friend. I have been using this CV unsuccessfully for over two months. FML
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On 03/13/2012 at 8:51am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Netherlands (Noord-Holland)
Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling on the couch. He held a Kool Fruit in his teeth, and motioned for me to kiss him, so he could put it in my mouth. Just as he was about to do this, I inhaled. He then had to watch me dry retching, trying to get it back up. FML
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On 03/06/2012 at 2:20am - misc - by BlueBirdWings (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, I gave myself a hernia while farting. FML
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On 02/24/2012 at 3:40am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, I felt sorry for the weird chick at work that everybody avoids and decided to initiate a conversation with her. She interrupted me mid-sentence to tell me about her vaginal odor problems, before shoving her hand into my chip packet and inviting herself to dinner at my house. FML
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On 02/19/2012 at 4:15am - intimacy - by meet Chloe - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, I had to tell my mom to stop sending pictures of Jesus to my boyfriend. FML
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On 02/11/2012 at 10:01pm - love - by Anon - United States (Arizona)
Today, I had to tell my mom to stop sending pictures of Jesus to my boyfriend. FML
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On 02/11/2012 at 10:01pm - love - by Anon - United States (Arizona)
Today, I choked on my saliva during a medical interview. FML
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On 02/04/2012 at 12:22am - health - by foxyreegan - United States (North Carolina)
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