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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 28 January 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 123
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About woodmaster : i really like food

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Today, after a long and stressful day, I started fooling around with my boyfriend. When we finally got to the main event, I found out that we couldn't, because he'd used all his condoms to make water balloons. FML

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On 08/17/2013 at 6:56pm - intimacy - by frustrated - Ireland (Kerry)

Today, I was watching my 3-year-old sister play in the bathtub. She started screaming at her toys, saying "You're staying under the water until you DIE!" She then looked at me and cackled. I share a room with this demon child. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (49829) - you deserved it (3677)

On 08/01/2013 at 12:03am - kids - by ktiskool (woman) - United States (Missouri)



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