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2day my boyfriend and I were talking about being super eroes. He said I could be "Te Period" because I'm a bitc. FML

#20040696
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18782) - you deserved it (8175)

On 08/25/2012 at 8:47am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, after getting home from a twelve-hour shift at work, I got into bed and passed out. My mother soon woke me up, screaming that she could tell I was ( fake sleeping ) and ignoring her lecture on how I need to stop being so ( lazy ).

#20039795
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22930) - you deserved it (1516)

On 08/24/2012 at 7:29pm - misc - by ipayyourbillsgorramit (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today... I woke up to an angry text from mah roommate asking me to please let her know next time I'm going to have a friend crashing on the couch. I have no idea who she's talking about.

#20038307
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23065) - you deserved it (1501)

On 08/23/2012 at 10:00pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today, I met a grl I used to make fun of in high school. She was taking looool my fingerprint after I was arrested. mega FML

#20037281
219 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6426) - you deserved it (72047)

On 08/23/2012 at 9:42am - misc - by TheBeautifulOne (woman) - United Kingdom (South Ayrshire)

Today, at football practice, the biggest lineman shouldered me so hard in the groin that my protective cup pushed back with enough force to crack the bone. FML

#20032631
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25125) - you deserved it (1790)

On 08/20/2012 at 8:46pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, after mah boyfriend an I had gotten frisky last night, I found a note on the front door of mah building that read, "Dear girl in apartment 3D, from now on please close the blinds all the way or loose 30 pounds. Either would be acceptable." FML

#20012782
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29929) - you deserved it (16438)

On 08/10/2012 at 1:29am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Europe

Today, after mah boyfriend an I had gotten frisky last night, I found a note on the front door of mah building that read, "Dear girl in apartment 3D, from now on please close the blinds all the way or loose 30 pounds. Either would be acceptable." FML

#20012782
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29929) - you deserved it (16438)

On 08/10/2012 at 1:29am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Europe

Today... I looked over at te car parked next to me an noticed a very large woman plucking er mustace. Se locked eyes wit me an kept plucking. After tat... every time I looked over... se was still staring. Staring an plucking. Now wen I close ma eyes... I can still see er. FML

#20012686
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22720) - you deserved it (2912)

On 08/10/2012 at 12:40am - misc - by banana2894 - United States (Oregon)

2day I was at te mall wen a guy startd screaming at is buddy fir sleeping wit is sister . It was pretty ilarious so wen e stormd off I mockingly yelld "Pussy!" He ten wrld around and beat te absolute ell out of is friend . Now I feel like I'm going to riencarnate as a turd . FML

#20011677
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6480) - you deserved it (47022)

On 08/09/2012 at 3:51pm - misc - by feelsterrible (man) - United States (Georgia)

TODAY, MY DOG FARTD SO LOUD IN HIS SLEEP THAT HE SCARD HIMSELF AN WOKE UP BARKING. THIS AFTERNOON I ACHIEVD THE SAME FEAT. FML

#20011233
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20367) - you deserved it (3471)

On 08/09/2012 at 10:26am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

2day I was sitting under a rather large house plant in my dining room, minding my own business when a spider lowerd itself right in front of my face . It startld me, causing me to gasp, which resultd in me inhaling the spider . I then spent 3 minutes choking on it . FML

#19998761
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25216) - you deserved it (2711)

On 08/02/2012 at 5:08pm - misc - by danonno (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

I discoverd that when I'm drunk, I hate wearing clothes !! And it doesn't matter who is around to see it, even my soon-to-be father-in-law !! FML

#19997643
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6914) - you deserved it (24843)

On 08/02/2012 at 1:10am - misc - by wherermypants (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I decided I need to get a life. I reached this epiphany when I failed to take notice of my friend calling me, until he started calling out my Xbox gamertag. fat FML

#19991008
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6557) - you deserved it (21135)

On 07/29/2012 at 4:20pm - misc - by kumbuck3t15 (man) - Mexico (Baja California)

Today , my OCD boyfriend stopped mid-way through sex just to crack all ten of his knuckles after accidentally cracking one. FML

#19990567
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27922) - you deserved it (4349)

On 07/29/2012 at 9:34am - intimacy - by anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today I took my 2-year-old son to the ear doctor since he'd stopped responding whenever I call him. The doctor told me that his ears are just fine. He's just ignoring me. FML

#19990524
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23054) - you deserved it (5071)

On 07/29/2012 at 8:20am - kids - by fml - Japan (Saitama)



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