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wolfshield101
  • Town/Country : centerville, usa
  • Title : Mister
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About wolfshield101 : You can drink an UGLY girl pretty, but you can't drink a FAT girl skinny!

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Today, my girlfriend was giving me amazing head. I was really getting into it, when she looked up, and gave me a thumbs up. I can never take oral sex seriously again. FML

#6069368
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I agree, your life sucks (6706) - you deserved it (11867)

On 10/30/2009 at 12:34pm - intimacy - by man (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my wife came home from work early and told me she'd been fired. She was really upset so I told her how much she means to me and how much I love her to help cheer her up. She then told me she was caught getting it on with another employee. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20378) - you deserved it (1324)

On 10/13/2009 at 9:45am - intimacy - by LOLCATS (man) - United Kingdom (Leicestershire)

Today, I found a video camera behind a plant in my bedroom. My husband uses it to video tape himself having sex, with another woman. FML

#5429475
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I agree, your life sucks (27808) - you deserved it (1731)

On 09/23/2009 at 3:32pm - intimacy - by ugh (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I finally agreed to the threesome that my husband has been trying to persuade me to have. We arranged it with my hot best friend, thinking I would be more comfortable with her. I ended up lying naked beside them, watching them have fun. FML

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110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10058) - you deserved it (23691)

On 09/10/2009 at 2:25am - intimacy - by wallflower (woman) - United States (Illinois)



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