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About wolfshield101 : You can drink an UGLY girl pretty, but you can't drink a FAT girl skinny!

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Today, my wife came home from work early and told me she'd been fired. She was really upset so I told her how much she means to me and how much I love her to help cheer her up. She then told me she was caught getting it on with another employee. FML


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On 10/13/2009 at 9:45am - intimacy - by LOLCATS (man) - United Kingdom (Leicestershire)

Today, I found a video camera behind a plant in my bedroom. My husband uses it to video tape himself having sex, with another woman. FML


I agree, your life sucks (38150) - you deserved it (2385)

On 09/23/2009 at 3:32pm - intimacy - by ugh (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I finally agreed to the threesome that my husband has been trying to persuade me to have. We arranged it with my hot best friend, thinking I would be more comfortable with her. I ended up lying naked beside them, watching them have fun. FML


I agree, your life sucks (16370) - you deserved it (38251)

On 09/10/2009 at 2:25am - intimacy - by wallflower (woman) - United States (Illinois)

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