wolfshield101

Search for a member

wolfshield101

0Fucked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 9214
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About wolfshield101 : You can drink an UGLY girl pretty, but you can't drink a FAT girl skinny!

wolfshield101's page activity

Visits<b>ally_sanderson</b> - the 08/19/2014 at 1:10am<b>sarahksnash</b> - the 01/26/2014 at 12:58am<b>fml0505</b> - the 05/17/2013 at 9:26pm<b>dearxpaige</b> - the 01/30/2013 at 3:34pm<b>Freeze</b> - the 09/10/2011 at 9:41pm<b>Xcrazygirl21</b> - the 06/06/2011 at 12:46am<b>n1ky</b> - the 04/06/2011 at 12:12am<b></b> - the 03/10/2011 at 3:20am<b>brennan677</b> - the 03/07/2011 at 9:02pm<b>randialannah</b> - the 02/13/2011 at 5:40pm<b>blahblahblah5_x</b> - the 02/13/2011 at 2:16pm<b>MLuckyCapoeirist</b> - the 02/13/2011 at 9:48am<b>monstermaths</b> - the 02/13/2011 at 9:23am<b>Whatever479</b> - the 02/13/2011 at 8:16am<b>VyvianNguyen</b> - the 02/12/2011 at 4:44pm<b>LexxyLiime</b> - the 02/12/2011 at 4:01pm<b>Blaze177</b> - the 02/12/2011 at 3:13pm<b>lady_colvin</b> - the 02/12/2011 at 1:46am

wolfshield101's FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

wolfshield101's favorite FMLs

Today, after my husband's phone buzzed like crazy all morning, I decided to pick it up and see what all the fuss was about. He had three new picture messages from his "boss", naked and strapped to a chair with the caption, "Are you still coming over tonight?" We've been married for nine years and have two children. FML

by ashlee / 08/31/2010 at 2:07pm / United States (Washington) / Intimacy

Today, I talked to my boyfriend's dad for the first time. One of the first things that he said to me was, "So, I hear you're a screamer." FML

by Anonymous / 08/31/2010 at 1:21am / United States (Wisconsin) / Intimacy

Today, I had to use my butthole to negotiate with my husband so I can get a new tattoo. FML

by H8TR / 08/26/2010 at 9:32am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy

Today, I took my brother and nieces to the zoo. Two of the lions at the exhibit were mating, so I said, "They're playing leap-frog." My 4-year-old niece said, "Looks like they're fucking to me." FML

by mc_dreamy / 08/21/2010 at 12:49pm / United States (Oklahoma) / Intimacy

Today, my boyfriend decided it would be funny to record us having sex and me screaming his name. He set it as my ringtone without telling me. I had my phone volume on high as I was hanging out with my family. FML

by XxMe123xx / 08/18/2010 at 8:51pm / Intimacy

Today, I met a man at the bar, and he asked me to go home with him. The problem? He's 80. I'm 29. The bigger problem? I considered it. It's been that long. FML

by Anonymous / 07/31/2010 at 7:24pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Intimacy

Today, my dad found my "list". 32 guys, 4 girls. Colour coded as to who I would sleep with again and who I wouldn't, who were virgins, etc. He complimented me on my "organizational skills." FML

by reckless / 07/17/2010 at 3:34pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Intimacy

Today, my boyfriend and I thought it'd be hot to have it off on the golf course once it was dark. Who would've thought that sprinklers start up once it's pitch dark. I got a lot wetter than I thought I would. FML

by Anonymous / 07/13/2010 at 4:31am / United States (Utah) / Intimacy

Today, after going down on my boyfriend, we were cuddling and I went to kiss him. Just before I could reach his lips, he ran his finger over my mouth and whispered, "S-s-s-semen." FML

by Anonymous / 06/29/2010 at 1:34pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Intimacy

Today, I was with my girlfriend and thought it would be cool to rip off my shirt while we were making out. It wasn't. Her bed was under a bookshelf and my shirt didn't even come off. I busted my head while she busted up laughing. FML

by gimmeabreak0_o / 06/18/2010 at 3:18am / United States (California) / Intimacy

Today, I learned that dirty talk does NOT get me off. My boyfriend and I were having sex and I said "I'm going to come" during the beginning of my orgasm. My orgasm immediately stopped right after I said that. I turned myself off. FML

by Anonymous / 06/17/2010 at 6:56pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Intimacy

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me in a really really romantic way. After we called our parents to tell them the news, he turned to me and said, "Hey, I hope you know this doesn't mean you can start getting lazy with your blowjobs." FML

by DFR / 06/09/2010 at 9:05am / United States (New York) / Intimacy

Today, I was texting my crush. I tried to say, "I need a nap," but my iPhone changed it to "I need anal." I sent it. FML

by Allie / 06/03/2010 at 2:58pm / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy

Today, my husband and I had sex for the first time because we pledged we wouldn't have sex until we were married. He's terrible. FML

by anonomus / 05/31/2010 at 9:35pm / United States (Virginia) / Intimacy

Today, I saw a video of me from over the weekend, naked, pretending to be a duck. What the fuck happened that night? FML

by laurenraeee / 05/25/2010 at 1:18am / United States (Utah) / Intimacy