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Today, my boyfriend returned from a 2 month internship in New York. As I saw him exit the plane, I imagined him running to me and kissing/spinning me around passionately like in movies. He got closer and closer, and as I opened my arms to embrace him, he runs past me saying, "BRB, I GOTTA TAKE A SHIT." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42393) - you deserved it (6762)

On 07/04/2009 at 2:07am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was sitting next to this cute guy on an airplane who I had started talking to. There was still an empty seat between us and it seemed like there weren't any more passengers boarding the plane. I then asked out loud, "I wonder if anyone will sit between us?" He replied "I hope so." FML

I agree, your life sucks (33978) - you deserved it (7855)

On 06/24/2009 at 1:10am - misc - by Nutty (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)