About wolfgold2 : My name's Robbie.
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by SeriousJoker72 / 10/10/2014 at 9:17pm / Canada (Manitoba) / Health
Today, I spent my first night at my boyfriend's place, and my first night sleeping beside him. I woke up in the early hours to him holding me and muttering in his sleep something like "surprise fisting". I'm beyond terrified. FML
by cockfist / 03/04/2014 at 5:41pm / United Kingdom (Glasgow City) / Intimacy
by bruisedandconfused / 02/16/2014 at 5:47pm / United States (Washington) / Love
by thefifthdoctor / 12/10/2013 at 1:04am / United States (Washington) / Money
by happy birthday to me / 12/05/2013 at 12:14am / United States / Miscellaneous
by reallyhighschool / 12/03/2013 at 11:34am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Where is the faith in Humanity / 11/07/2013 at 6:08pm / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
Today, a customer spent ages bitching me out, because he refused to believe he needed to upgrade his computer, which still runs Windows 98, in order to install a modern game for his grandson. He ended up calling my manager and trying to get me fired for scamming him. FML
by what the fuck / 08/25/2013 at 3:28pm / Malaysia (Selangor) / Work
Today, after an argument with my wife, I stormed out of our bedroom through the sliding doors to the balcony. Only there was no balcony, because it still hasn't been replaced yet. I'm now laid-up in hospital. FML
by Anonymous / 08/18/2013 at 4:13pm / Germany (Rheinland-Pfalz) / Health
Today, I came home from a relaxing, peaceful vacation. When I got home my 4-year-old son was free-balling with poop all over his body, screaming "Bob the Builder will kick your ass." The baby sitter is nowhere to be found and I can't get him to stop saying, "I love ass." FML
by Anonymous / 03/27/2013 at 4:00am / United States (California) / Holidays
by Sam / 12/03/2011 at 5:03am / United States / Transportation
Today, my step-mom asked if I was having some eating issues. I admitted that maybe I've picked up some bad habits from friends and school. Now she won't stop bombarding me with self-help books and therapy websites. FML
by Anonymous / 01/11/2011 at 8:04pm / United States (Washington) / Health
Today, I went in for a doctors appointment. When I got on the scale, I was really excited to see that I'd lost ten pounds since the last time I weighed myself at the gym. The doctor then severely lectured me on the fact that I had gained twenty since my visit last year. FML
by Betty / 03/17/2010 at 2:26pm / United States (Louisiana) / Health
Today, I reached a new low and embarrased my entire family. While in the frozen section of Walmart, I dropped to my knees and let out a horrific, agonizing scream, when I found out they were out of Strawberry Toaster Strudels. FML
by Anonymous / 02/28/2010 at 2:17pm / United States (New York) / Love
by chris / 12/23/2009 at 1:42pm / United States (California) / Work
- Today, my boyfriend wanted to show me that he listened to me yesterday: I said that I loved unusual… Today, I’m on vacation in Tunisia. Having trouble with the heat at night, I tried sleeping outside… Today, after recently moving to Australia, I saw my first kangaroo. In the refrigerated section of…