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wolfgold2

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 4 August 1998 (15 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 366
  • Number of comments : 154
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About wolfgold2 : My name's Robbie.

I honestly don't know what to put here, but I guess I'll talk about myself.
I'm a brony, Homestucker, Whovian, and avid gamer.

Xbox One/360: SirPixelSlash
Wii U: bronyoftime
Steam: SirPixelSlash

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wolfgold2's favorite FMLs

Today, I spent my first night at my boyfriend's place, and my first night sleeping beside him. I woke up in the early hours to him holding me and muttering in his sleep something like "surprise fisting". I'm beyond terrified. FML

#21078055
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45327) - you deserved it (4684)

On 03/04/2014 at 5:41pm - intimacy - by cockfist (woman) - United Kingdom (Glasgow City)

Today, two days after sending her flowers for Valentine's Day, my dream girl asked me on a date. She didn't show up. Her boyfriend did though. FML

#21062645
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44436) - you deserved it (8656)

On 02/16/2014 at 5:47pm - love - by bruisedandconfused (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I had to listen to fellow classmates whine about selling one of their many houses, while I can barely afford to pay for a $100 textbook. FML

#20987288
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40529) - you deserved it (2740)

On 12/10/2013 at 1:04am - money - by thefifthdoctor - United States (Washington)

Today, I had to explain to half of my class that yes, my birthday is on the same day as Hitler's, but no, it does not make me a Nazi. FML

#20981261
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38377) - you deserved it (2284)

On 12/05/2013 at 12:14am - misc - by happy birthday to me (woman) - United States

Today, I got nominated to sit in a chair in the middle of the gym during a high school rally while the entire school got to throw paper balls at me. FML

#20979287
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40937) - you deserved it (4194)

On 12/03/2013 at 11:34am - misc - by reallyhighschool (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was in my room playing with my pet. I told my snake, "Who needs friends when I have you?" Through the wall I heard my neighbors say, "You do." I've never met my neighbors. FML

#20949324
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39133) - you deserved it (7973)

On 11/07/2013 at 6:08pm - misc - by Where is the faith in Humanity - United States (Washington)

Today, a customer spent ages bitching me out, because he refused to believe he needed to upgrade his computer, which still runs Windows 98, in order to install a modern game for his grandson. He ended up calling my manager and trying to get me fired for scamming him. FML

#20853843
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40036) - you deserved it (2340)

On 08/25/2013 at 3:28pm - work - by what the fuck (man) - Malaysia (Selangor)

Today, I came home from a relaxing, peaceful vacation. When I got home my 4-year-old son was free-balling with poop all over his body, screaming "Bob the Builder will kick your ass." The baby sitter is nowhere to be found and I can't get him to stop saying, "I love ass." FML

#20562056
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35599) - you deserved it (3759)

On 03/27/2013 at 4:00am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my friend and his girlfriend got in a fight while drunk and he started walking home. While driving around looking for him, I accidentally hit him with my car. FML

#18417405
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27070) - you deserved it (8524)

On 12/03/2011 at 5:03am - misc - by Sam - United States

Today, my step-mom asked if I was having some eating issues. I admitted that maybe I've picked up some bad habits from friends and school. Now she won't stop bombarding me with self-help books and therapy websites. FML

#14548248
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8591) - you deserved it (19210)

On 01/11/2011 at 8:04pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I went in for a doctors appointment. When I got on the scale, I was really excited to see that I'd lost ten pounds since the last time I weighed myself at the gym. The doctor then severely lectured me on the fact that I had gained twenty since my visit last year. FML

#9160182
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19363) - you deserved it (8157)

On 03/17/2010 at 2:26pm - health - by Betty (woman) - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I reached a new low and embarrased my entire family. While in the frozen section of Walmart, I dropped to my knees and let out a horrific, agonizing scream, when I found out they were out of Strawberry Toaster Strudels. FML

#8719561
451 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6380) - you deserved it (50327)

On 02/28/2010 at 2:17pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, at work, I brewed myself a fresh cup of coffee. I set the hot coffee onto my desk. My phone rang so I answered my coffee, spilling it all over my face and body. FML

#6902851
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9388) - you deserved it (21577)

On 12/23/2009 at 1:42pm - work - by chris (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was babysitting some kids and helping them make a poster about insects. They couldn't think of any more insects to add so I suggested a spider, and got told to "not be a dumbass, spiders aren't insects they're arachnids." The girl is six. FML

#4079125
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15015) - you deserved it (46020)

On 07/27/2009 at 12:52pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I was walking out of the train station when an old man grabbed me. I started screaming, yelling, "HELP" like a madwoman and tried pushing him away - that's when I saw the golf cart rush past me. He was trying to push me aside from getting run over. Everyone started laughing. FML

#1651760
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11630) - you deserved it (50273)

On 05/05/2009 at 1:10am - misc - by station (woman) - United States (California)



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