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wolf_bait123
  • Town/Country : gastonia, america
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 8 September 1991 (22 years)
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About wolf_bait123 : My names Austin I'm 14 and cool lol

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Today, I decided to let in my new German Shepherd puppy inside to show the guest how adorable he is. In the middle of our conversation, he came running up to us with my vibrator in his mouth. FML

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