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About woeismee : I go to skewl , i tweet the most stupidest things , i run like an african american , i shoot hoops like jeremy lin , i play a fender strat (obviously a guitar) , i text all day , im ayysian , follow me up on twitter - @mother_FUCKHER thts all u need to know ;)
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Today, I wanted to freshen up my room, so I bought some Febreze. Standing on my bed, I began to spray, not noticing that the air vent directly across was turned on. The spray came directly back at me. The doctor says that the irritation in my eyes may last for several days. FML
Today, after finally returning to my house after over a year overseas, I found that my neighbours built a wall covering the only window in my bedroom. Not only is my room eternally musty and pitch black, but the council won't accept my complaint, because apparently my window was illegally built. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend out for a fancy dinner to celebrate our anniversary. When the waitress came, we instantly recognized each other. She was the girl I'd had a one night stand with a few weeks before. FML
Friday 19 December 2014