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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 16 October 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 141
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About woeismee : I go to skewl , i tweet the most stupidest things , i run like an african american , i shoot hoops like jeremy lin , i play a fender strat (obviously a guitar) , i text all day , im ayysian , follow me up on twitter - @mother_FUCKHER thts all u need to know ;)

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Today, after my boyfriend broke up with me, the only thing positive about my day was a pregnancy test. FML

#19608696
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I agree, your life sucks (35767) - you deserved it (6130)

On 05/11/2012 at 7:50pm - love - by rawr_fml001 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I wanted to freshen up my room, so I bought some Febreze. Standing on my bed, I began to spray, not noticing that the air vent directly across was turned on. The spray came directly back at me. The doctor says that the irritation in my eyes may last for several days. FML

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On 02/15/2012 at 9:18am - health - by prettysmellingbedroom - United States

Today, after finally returning to my house after over a year overseas, I found that my neighbours built a wall covering the only window in my bedroom. Not only is my room eternally musty and pitch black, but the council won't accept my complaint, because apparently my window was illegally built. FML

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On 02/14/2012 at 9:42am - misc - by BLAH (woman) - Philippines

Today, my dad got so drunk that he proposed to me. FML

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125 comments

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On 02/14/2012 at 9:29am - love - by Illinoisgirl - Hungary (Budapest)

Today, I received an e-mail from my girlfriend's parents telling me that all the dirty e-mails I've been sending to her while she is away have been accessible by the whole family. FML

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On 02/14/2012 at 12:24am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I took my girlfriend out for a fancy dinner to celebrate our anniversary. When the waitress came, we instantly recognized each other. She was the girl I'd had a one night stand with a few weeks before. FML

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On 02/13/2012 at 4:49pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Canada



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