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wlddog

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  • Title : Mister
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  • Number of visits : 3140
  • Number of comments : 760
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About wlddog : This is on a need to know bases. However, if you feel to need to know, you just may need to know what you don't already know and don't know already. Now, the question for you to decide is if you know what you don't know, and how can you be sure? Because I wouldn't know.

For those already in the know, and are bored, fill free to be entertained with a story of magic, war, and adventure.
http://board.us.ikariam.com/board14-the-worlds/board34-beta/board93-beta-s-whine-cellar/82924-gather-the-children-for-a-tale-of-blood-and-war/?s=0b9f2af9db455faffb531787914ddedfa26e387a

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Today, my boyfriend of two and a half years left me. To clear my head I decided to go for a drive. My car broke down on the way. The only mechanic I have ever used and trusted with my car is my boyfriend. Yes, I had to call him. FML

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78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46479) - you deserved it (7469)

On 05/01/2013 at 4:21am - love - by brigie - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, from the balcony of my apartment, I watched helplessly as a teen came along and peed through my car's open window. FML

#20634162
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42211) - you deserved it (10881)

On 05/01/2013 at 12:44am - kids - by Sean - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I got home from work and found my girlfriend waiting for me in some skimpy lingerie. She ended up pushing me onto the bed, and as I lay there, expecting to be pleasured, she pulled out a pair of adult-sized footsie pajamas and dressed me in them. FML

#20632794
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59281) - you deserved it (7739)

On 04/30/2013 at 2:24pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my boyfriend was watching TV, when we started getting frisky. I'd just started to give him a blowjob when he pushed me off and said, "Fun's over." Dragon Ball Z had just come back on. He's 21. FML

#20632729
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57140) - you deserved it (14979)

On 04/30/2013 at 1:35pm - intimacy - by SecondBest,IGuess (woman) - United States

Today, for a laugh, I put vanilla yogurt into a mayonnaise jar and went to the mall to eat it with a spoon. Too bad that someone called mall security on me for disturbing the peace. They shoved me into a back room and grilled me about what was in the jar. FML

#20632537
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40808) - you deserved it (18030)

On 04/30/2013 at 11:09am - misc - by longsock123 - United States (California)

Today, my parents decided to wake me up on my birthday. They flashed the lights and yanked off my bed sheets. I sleep naked. FML

#20627190
146 comments

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On 04/28/2013 at 9:16am - misc - by Beth - United States (North Carolina)

Today, six weeks before my wedding, my mother decided to claim that she never agreed on paying for it and that she doesn't think she will. Now I have six weeks to scavenge enough cash for the wedding she planned in the first place. FML

#20626669
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48691) - you deserved it (3931)

On 04/28/2013 at 12:29am - money - by need_cash_now (man) - United States

Today, my friend made me go on a carnival ride. The whole time, I complained that I was going to puke. I didn't, though. She did, all over me. FML

#20626478
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38850) - you deserved it (5613)

On 04/27/2013 at 11:25pm - misc - by gross. - United States (Mississippi)

Today, it's my 17th birthday. The only person who remembered was the creepy guy in my English class who keeps trying to smell my hair. FML

#20624972
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50202) - you deserved it (3864)

On 04/27/2013 at 11:34am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I had to go to the emergency room with my sister, due to involuntary muscle spasms she was having. They gave her a muscle relaxer which caused her to be extremely tired and loopy. She decided to start singing loudly with a song she made up about butt fucking. FML

#20624720
93 comments

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On 04/27/2013 at 8:42am - health - by seekerglow176 - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was driving and a cute guy was staring at me. Flattered, I smiled at him, but he didn't even react. I realized he wasn't admiring me he was admiring my truck. This is the 5th time this week. My truck gets more game than I do. FML

#20622946
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45516) - you deserved it (7140)

On 04/26/2013 at 10:50am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, while he was eating chicken, one of my friends asked me why I'm a vegetarian. I responded that I believe in animal rights and don't like the conditions the animals are forced to live in. He looked at me incredulously before explaining that "chickens aren't animals, they're birds." FML

Today, as I was walking down the street, a car full of hot girls pulled up and asked if I wanted to party; obviously, I said yes. They then shot at me with party poppers and threw party food all over me. FML

#20622653
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41652) - you deserved it (8898)

On 04/26/2013 at 4:36am - misc - by KingUrge (man) - United States (California)

Today, a huge and angry man stormed into my work and threatened to kill me if I didn't stop sleeping with his wife. He then threatened to come back and kick my ass if I so much as texted his wife again. The problem is, I'm married, have never cheated and I work for my wife's father. FML

#20622462
66 comments

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On 04/26/2013 at 1:20am - love - by sad guy - United States

Today, my seven-year-old nephew challenged me to a push up contest in front of my girlfriend. He beat me, and then asked my girlfriend why she's dating a pussy. FML

#20617598
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51295) - you deserved it (20974)

On 04/24/2013 at 12:55am - kids - by BIGCHEIFAAA (man) - United States (California)



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