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About wlddog : This is on a need to know bases. However, if you feel to need to know, you just may need to know what you don't already know and don't know already. Now, the question for you to decide is if you know what you don't know, and how can you be sure? Because I wouldn't know.

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Today, after 5 months of unemployment and hardcore job searching, I got hired for my dream job. I called my mum to tell her all about it, to which she responded, "Great honey! Now all you need to do is lose all that weight". She allowed me all of 4 minutes of feeling good about myself. FML


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On 05/25/2012 at 12:32am - misc - by daddyowl - Canada (Quebec)

Today, my teenage daughter asked me if accents are hereditary. FML


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On 05/24/2012 at 9:37pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Today, a drunk man wearing a sandwich-board proclaiming that, "The end is nigh" threw some so-called holy water at me while bellowing, "It's what Jesus would've wanted" and that I should "repent for being an evil shite." FML


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On 05/24/2012 at 6:39pm - misc - by Notasinner (man) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, after dieting, rigorous exercising and a major lifestyle change, I have finally reached my fitness goal. My parents were more excited about my 17-year-old brother getting to 3rd base with his girlfriend. FML


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On 05/23/2012 at 10:47pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was shopping with a friend. We snuck into the same fitting room so we could give our opinions on each other's clothes. The suspicious saleswoman knocked on the door and asked how many people were in our room. I quickly answered, "It's OK. She's just watching." FML


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On 05/23/2012 at 6:50pm - misc - by Shopper (woman) - United States

Today, I had dinner with my family for the first time in a couple of days. My mum and dad spent the majority of the time arguing whether salt or pepper weighed more. This is why I'm not home often. FML


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On 05/23/2012 at 7:44am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I watched a movie with my little sister. I couldn't understand a word that was said during one scene, but I figured it was in some kind of made-up language. When I commented on it later, she called me a moron and said it was Spanish. FML


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On 05/21/2012 at 2:42pm - kids - by sickdisney (woman) - United States (California)

Today, while in the break room at work, I laughed at a co-worker's joke and started choking on my drink. My boss exclaimed in front of everyone, "We need to teach this girl how to swallow!" to everyone's childish amusement. Now they won't stop calling me Spit. FML


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On 05/11/2012 at 5:23pm - work - by mel (woman) - United Kingdom (Bournemouth)

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