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wizardcorn04

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  • Birth Date : Thursday 4 October 1990 (25 years old)
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  • Number of visits : 426
  • Number of comments : 11
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

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Visits<b>tanziir1</b> - the 07/22/2015 at 3:20pm<b>fmlanon0192</b> - the 07/20/2015 at 2:02pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 07/20/2015 at 6:49am<b>Much2Much4U</b> - the 07/20/2015 at 5:05am<b>carilica</b> - the 07/19/2015 at 7:44pm<b>metoprolol23</b> - the 04/20/2015 at 11:47am<b>xpensive_toss</b> - the 04/09/2015 at 11:25pm<b>psshhh</b> - the 04/08/2015 at 11:47pm<b>ZelmaSlayer</b> - the 04/08/2015 at 9:35pm<b>Welshite</b> - the 08/02/2014 at 8:50pm

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wizardcorn04's favorite FMLs

Today, I took an extra xanax to help with my anxiety, then went to sleep. I guess it was probably too much, because I woke up a few hours later, freaking out and panicking because I was convinced I was a bee trapped in a human body. FML

by beemove / 12/28/2013 at 4:19pm / United States (Washington) / Health

Today, I went to pick up my little brother from his friend's house. When I got there, he ran off screaming that he didn't know me. His friend's parents believed him. FML

by Anonymous / 11/26/2013 at 8:07am / United States / Kids

Today, my mom called me an asshole. She was embarrassed when she saw that a visiting family member had overheard, and tried to cover it up with, "Honey, you are a casserole! You are just delicious, any guy is gonna want you sweetie!" She honestly thought this would work. FML

by Agirl / 10/25/2012 at 7:44pm / United States (California) / Intimacy

Today, I drank a fifth of vodka before I took my political science final. My professor later called me to tell me that I had written "Obama is a beautiful chocolate man" to every essay question. FML

by blondie101 / 12/09/2011 at 1:11am / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, I was giving an anti-drugs speech to a group of ninth graders. I got onto the topic of trafficking from problem countries and asked a student to point out Mexico City on a map. He hesitated a few seconds before pointing at Canada. What the hell has the education system come to? FML

by jesus christ / 09/30/2011 at 10:55pm / United States / Kids

Today, I thought it would be funny to sneak up behind my cat and scare it with a loud "boo!" The cat responded by jumping up, and running across my apartment, which would have been fine, except for the fact she left a trail of liquid shit everywhere she went. FML

by Anonymous / 05/14/2009 at 1:46pm / United States (Kentucky) / Animals

Today, I was in the change room at the local YMCA. I went to use the hair dryer but couldn't because a naked old man was bent over, butt cheeks spread wide with his hands, and ass aimed at the dryer. He seemed to be enjoying it. FML

by nuberific / 03/05/2009 at 1:45pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous

Today, a girl in my class turned around and said, "Wow, you've got your photo on a rubber! That's amazing!" The rubber was designed to look like a £10 note, and the picture was of the Queen of England. FML

by Elizabeth / 12/11/2008 at 12:13am / Miscellaneous