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About wittlebird : My name's Alexa. I enjoy English Breakfast tea, driving in the rain, forget-me-nots, and the ocean. What's uppppppp
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML
Friday 2 October 2015