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  • Birth Date : Saturday 2 December 1989 (25 years)
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About wittlebird : My name's Alexa. I enjoy English Breakfast tea, driving in the rain, forget-me-nots, and the ocean. What's uppppppp

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Today, while shopping in the FML store I bought the "Retro Sport Tee," I didn't notice you are supposed to put your own "FML" on the shirt. Mine says "Today, Your Text Here. FML." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23029) - you deserved it (75921)

On 05/31/2009 at 8:03am - misc - by deucelututi - United States (New York)

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (239046) - you deserved it (82200)

On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)



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