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wittlebird

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 2 December 1989 (26 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 565
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

About wittlebird : My name's Alexa. I enjoy English Breakfast tea, driving in the rain, forget-me-nots, and the ocean. What's uppppppp

wittlebird's page activity

Visits<b>Ineffableturtle</b> - the 06/13/2009 at 12:25am<b>mijzelffan</b> - the 06/10/2009 at 1:59pm<b>BlaisOf_Fire91</b> - the 06/02/2009 at 1:30am<b>nuclear</b> - the 06/01/2009 at 7:21pm<b>u___v</b> - the 06/01/2009 at 2:11pm<b>xabuko</b> - the 06/01/2009 at 2:08am

wittlebird's FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

wittlebird's favorite FMLs

Today, while shopping in the FML store I bought the "Retro Sport Tee," I didn't notice you are supposed to put your own "FML" on the shirt. Mine says "Today, Your Text Here. FML." FML

by deucelututi / 05/31/2009 at 8:03am / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

by offbeans / 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm / United States (California) / Kids