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Today, it was my wedding day. I had my butt clenched during the ceremony. I was giving my husband the ring, but dropped it. When I went to retrieve it, I let a huge one ripe. My husband yelled "she likes to eat beans." FML
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On 07/11/2009 at 12:41pm - misc - by 1234 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, my mum called and told me she had bought me a new, white dish washer for my apartment because it doesn't have one. I was SO excited and told her I'd pay her back as soon as I could. I only had to pay her $1.25. She bought me a sponge. FML
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On 07/10/2009 at 9:09pm - money - by thanksalot (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I worked up the courage to ask my crush out for coffee after work. She agreed and I confidently said "Alright, it's a date!" She replied, "Haha a date with you? I'm just going for the free coffee!" FML
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On 07/10/2009 at 9:08pm - love - by negromancer - United States (New Jersey)
Today, I spent 3 hours washing my hands to get the pony out of the soap bar. I'm 16. FML
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On 06/28/2009 at 3:23am - misc - by Soapy (woman) - United States (New Mexico)
Today, I was at the movies with my mom and dad and the preview to my "My Sisters Keeper" came on. The trailor started out with "Most babies are accidents..." right as that line was finished my mom elbowed me and laughed. FML
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On 06/28/2009 at 2:12am - kids - by A2 (man) - United States (Washington)
Today, I learned my 40 year old father is marrying a girl barely a year and a half older than me. She told me not to be afraid to call her mom. I was torn between punching her in the face and vomiting. FML
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On 06/27/2009 at 1:32am - misc - by OfCourse (woman) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I was was leaving the library when I noticed an elderly woman being mugged. I was about to leave on my bike, but promptly went to help her. After I managed to scare off the mugger, I helped her to her car. As I was heading back to my bike, I notice the mugger riding off on it. FML
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Today, I went to meet my girlfriends parents for the first time. I accidentally drove past their house the first time, but saw the whole family outside waiting to meet me. I pulled a U-Turn and heard a thud. The whole family watched me run over their dog. FML
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On 05/05/2009 at 11:37am - animals - by Rhyno - United States (New York)
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