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  • Birth Date : Friday 17 February 1989 (25 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1144
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About wish : Hmm, about me let's see, I'm supa laid back 24/7. I just love life, as long as I'm breathin I have nothin 2 complain about....On a different note I eat sleep and breathe music. Mostly Rap and Metal(yeah I'm def not ur average black dude lol). I've been playin guitar for about a year now. I actually just uploaded a vid on youtube of me playin. Check that shit out and tell me what u think www.youtube.com/user/wishj4

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Today, I had to get bloodwork done. I'm deathly afraid of needles. The whole lobby heard me scream as soon as the nurse said 'hello'. FML

#12082057
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16812) - you deserved it (25015)

On 07/24/2010 at 6:50am - health - by breathexali (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I discovered that if you slip on ice, imitating Mario from Super Mario Bros when he attempts to stop himself slipping, won't work in real life. I now have a broken nose, as well as a blood trail running from my driveway into my kitchen. FML

#7568710
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7568) - you deserved it (27637)

On 01/25/2010 at 1:17pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was holding my son and smelled poop so I checked his diaper, but there was nothing there. Then I realized it was my breath. FML

#7509871
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8105) - you deserved it (34831)

On 01/22/2010 at 10:16pm - kids - by Chan (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, while in the waiting room at the chiropractor's office, I thought I'd be sexy and flash my boyfriend. Forgetting that my iPhone was in the front pocket of my hoodie, I lifted it quickly and hit myself in the mouth. Now I have a fat bloody lip and a boyfriend who can't stop laughing. FML

#7469171
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6883) - you deserved it (41625)

On 01/21/2010 at 2:31am - intimacy - by im_radd (woman) - United States

Today, I was given a ticket for running a red light. The reason? I was moving out of the way of an ambulance. The police officer watched it go by. FML

#7434371
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30381) - you deserved it (2566)

On 01/19/2010 at 8:20am - misc - by Samaritan (man) - United Kingdom (Liverpool)

Today, I had one more gift to buy: a copy of Fight Club. I asked a person working at Best Buy if they had any in stock. The man wouldn't sell me the last copy because I had broken the first two rules. FML

#6923345
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26744) - you deserved it (11841)

On 12/24/2009 at 3:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I spent 30 minutes trying to find my glasses. I don't know whats worse, the fact that I was wearing them the whole time, or that my girlfriend played along and helped me look for them. FML

#6594028
68 comments

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On 12/04/2009 at 12:28am - misc - by wobbles (man) - United States (California)

Today, as my boyfriend and I were messing around in his room he took off my underwear. As he was about to go down on me I spread my legs to help out then he looked up at me and said, "You got some toilet paper left behind." FML

#2874076
240 comments

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On 06/14/2009 at 12:14am - intimacy - by BarbieKen (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I was at a 21st birthday party. It got to the bit where they blow out the candles and the girl hosting blew out her candles. While she was blowing I whispered to the fella next to me, "That's not the only thing she'll be blowing tonight". The guy next to me was her dad. FML

#2713232
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14303) - you deserved it (84051)

On 06/08/2009 at 6:39am - intimacy - by baller (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, in an effort to seduce my husband, I laid in bed caressing myself. He walked in, looked at me, and said "is the ground beef in the freezer still good?" and when I answered "yes," he turned and walked out of the room. FML

#2693360
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52027) - you deserved it (6055)

On 06/07/2009 at 3:14pm - misc - by szinna - United States (Nevada)

Today, I saw that Pixar had put out a teaser trailer for Toy Story 3. I got so excited to watch it that had to go lay in bed for a few minutes in order to calm myself down. I'm 19 years old. FML

#2406787
287 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20729) - you deserved it (44948)

On 05/29/2009 at 5:08pm - misc - by LALALALA (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my boyfriend of 2 years took me to get a tattoo done with his name on. He paid for it. After it was done he told me it was over between us and he thought it'd be a nice reminder of him for me. FML

#2275729
730 comments

I agree, your life sucks (273259) - you deserved it (145075)

On 05/25/2009 at 2:05pm - love - by Angelofkarma (woman) - United Kingdom (Essex)

Today, my mom was driving me somewhere. As we were driving she got mad at a motorcycle driver telling to "get the fuck off the road." In response, the driver decided to spit into my open window. His spit landed on my face. FML

#2267007
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48856) - you deserved it (3710)

On 05/25/2009 at 3:43am - misc - by hahahah111 (man) - United States (California)

Today, I found out my parents joined the mile high club. While I was on the plane. FML

#2257216
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63093) - you deserved it (4352)

On 05/24/2009 at 10:17pm - intimacy - by boardman (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I worked up the courage to comment on my crush's picture. I wrote "Cool picture" on his facebook profile picture. Pleased with myself, I later logged on to see if he had replied. He had. Well, at least he took the time to reply- "Who the fuck are you?". FML

#2182230
206 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51886) - you deserved it (10951)

On 05/22/2009 at 3:27pm - love - by Invisible (woman) - Switzerland (Basel-Stadt)



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