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by Anonymous / 10/06/2013 at 12:44am / United States / Kids
by Anonymous / 10/05/2013 at 6:25pm / United States (Georgia) / Kids
Today, I was reminded that while I have a nice waist, bum and boobs, I'm unspeakably ugly. I was walking down the street when a guy wolf-whistled from behind me, and when I turned around, he visibly recoiled in disgust. FML
by british_babe / 10/05/2013 at 1:51pm / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 10/04/2013 at 5:41pm / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was at Petsmart with my puppy. Someone tried to pet him. I tried to warn the guy that he is a rescue and doesn't trust easily. He didn't listen and now wants to sue me for a dog bite that didn't even break the skin. FML
by Anonymous / 10/03/2013 at 8:16pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 10/03/2013 at 4:14am / Australia (Victoria) / Love
by Lilly / 10/02/2013 at 8:43am / United States (Arkansas) / Love
by hairy / 09/30/2013 at 5:59pm / United Kingdom (Surrey) / Health
by Anonymous / 09/30/2013 at 12:23pm / United States (Oregon) / Animals
by meens42 / 09/30/2013 at 4:04am / United States / Kids
by -__-" / 09/29/2013 at 1:45am / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
Today, at work, a lady came in to have her glasses fixed. When she opened her case, an earwig crawled out. Instead of trying to kill it, she just left it and watched as it crawled over my desk and behind my computer. I later found the earwig in my hair. FML
by browngirl / 09/29/2013 at 12:16am / Canada (British Columbia) / Work
Today, I texted a cute picture of my boyfriend and me to my mom, who lives very far away. She replied saying that my Photoshop skills are great, but that I don't need to go so far to pretend that anyone would date me, and that there's no shame in being single at 25. FML
by Anonymous / 09/29/2013 at 12:12am / United States / Love
by Anonymous / 09/28/2013 at 5:40pm / New Zealand (Waikato) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 09/28/2013 at 5:28pm / New Zealand (Auckland) / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, someone stole my purse and phone while I was giving CPR to someone who had a heart attack on… 2Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 3Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's…