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About wiredream : I am a huge fan of Doctor Who, Sherlock, Dexter, Torchwood, Merlin, Harry Potter, Supernatural, and Marvel. =u=
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, I had to do community service work, so I helped out at a senior center. One of the confused elderly patients, who believed the Cold War was still on, thought I was a Soviet and started screaming about how I was going to nuke his country. FML
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On 01/24/2012 at 11:42am - work - by communistgirl (woman) - United States
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I have never read any of the Harry Potter books. FML
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On 01/12/2012 at 12:36am - love - by Nate (man) - United States
Today, I was going over to my friend's house for the first time. A creepy-looking old man answered, and smiled at me. I asked "Is this the right house? Does Isaac live here?" He replied "Yes, he's in the basement. Would you like a drink?" Right then, Isaac called and asked me where I was. FML
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On 01/01/2012 at 2:34am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kansas)
Today, in geometry class, we were working in dead silence. Apparently my phone wasn't on vibrate, and I received 25 texts all at once, while it blasted "Hakuna Matataaaa" out of my back pocket. They weren't even texts from friends, just Facebook notifications. FML
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On 12/03/2011 at 3:15am - misc - by Makala - Egypt (Al Qahirah)
Today, I was lying on the floor playing with my cat. I was holding her in the air, when my sister tripped over the TV cord and unplugged the cable. The TV made a loud fuzzy sound, I got scared and threw my cat in the air. I got scratched in the face by a falling cat. FML
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On 11/29/2011 at 11:15am - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)
Today, my mom went through my textbook and sharpied everything that could be "pornographic." It's a high-school biology textbook. FML
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On 11/27/2011 at 8:07pm - misc - by wow - United States (Texas)
Today, on my first day of being a trainee teacher in a classroom, I told a boy to stop using that stupid accent or else I'll give him a detention. Turns out he just moved here from Romania. FML
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On 10/18/2011 at 12:08pm - kids - by KillMeNow (man) - United Kingdom (Sefton)
Today, at work, my boss stared at me from behind while I was making hand gestures and noises at a toaster. I was pretending to be Magneto. FML
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On 09/02/2011 at 3:48am - work - by dragos_dgt (man) - Romania (Bucuresti)
Today, my girlfriend will only speak to me using Lady Gaga lyrics. FML
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On 08/31/2011 at 2:31am - love - by ryanlogan - Canada (Alberta)
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On 08/12/2011 at 2:17am - misc - by TuteSweet - United States (Connecticut)
Today, at work, our team started a new sales strategy of selling flowers to men by asking them to buy one for their lovely ladies. The first guy I ask ends up crying and telling me his wife passed away a week ago. The woman with him was actually his sister. FML
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On 07/17/2011 at 1:16am - work - by Auston (woman) - United States (South Carolina)
Today, I found out my boyfriend can name each and every Pokemon, but can't remember my birthday. FML
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On 07/13/2011 at 2:47am - love - by Ignored - United States (Texas)
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On 07/08/2011 at 1:23am - misc - by Yoda (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, I had the most exciting dream of my life. I was dreaming about catching a shiny charmander. I'm 15, and instead of dreaming of girls, I'm dreaming of Pokémon. FML
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On 06/29/2011 at 1:47pm - misc - by wispywee - Canada (Ontario)
Today, while at work as a lifeguard, an older gentleman who comes in almost every morning wearing a very tight swimming suit, came up to me and said, "I don't want you having any erotic fantasies of me." After a long pause he added, "Actually, I wouldn't mind it if you do." FML
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On 03/17/2010 at 3:32pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)
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